Gerping

taking a dead pregnant gerbil, putting your mouth between its legs, then slamming your fist on its stomach, shooting the dead fetus into your mouth. Then, chew up the fetus until it's mush and can be spit into a syringe, which is then injected into your urethra. The dead mother is inserted into your anus, and using your anus muscles, crunched and squished around inside your colon to stimulate your prostate with the bones, teeth, and claws.

My friends hamster just died so we spent all of last night gerping!

by KratosOlive1055 January 28, 2025

Gumping

Being nice, having fun and giving hugs

I was gumping a pregnant woman the other day

Me too, I love being nice, having fun and giving hugs!

by professionalgumper January 31, 2025

Gorping

The act of filling ones ear canal with seminal fluid to the point of “overflowing”, then playing loud music through in-ear headphones, thus making the semen push further into the ear; repeated until fluid has reached the ear drum.

Please, Sir, could we try gorping.

by TheFirstOm February 3, 2025

Gumping

Jerking off until you hit a brainless drooling primal state

“Who up Gumping they Thing”

by I’mGumpingIt March 1, 2025

Gumping it

Having sex with a person who is not quite retarded, but just on that line

This autistic chick is so bad, I just don't wanna get caught 'gumping it'

by ProGumper March 2, 2025

Gurbing

gurh•byng

(verb)
The act of someone behaving so unbelievably stupid that it provokes intense frustration in yourself, often to the point of uncontrollable anger, irritation, or even foaming at the mouth in sheer disbelief.

I was gurbing at the fact that my brother ate my last chicken strip after i wrote specifically that no one should eat it.

by vajelmonster March 11, 2025

Gurning

Gurning is the act of seeking sexual pleasure through pictures of creatures from the popular game Pokemon, or individuals of an age higher than ones own.

He wont stop Gurning it.

by Arithmus March 23, 2025