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groundhog

A guy who seems sweet and kind because he flirts and gives you unwarranted attention, but who is actually a creepy predator/pervert on the prowl for some new (usually young) girl of whom he can take advantage. A groundhog spends the majority of their time being an underground gets labeled as such because of the amount of time they remain underground sleezes. The best defense against groundhogs is to chase them out of their holes and expose them.
When a senior football player flirts with a freshman cheerleader, he is a groundhog.
by ynotnvme November 18, 2011
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grounded

1 (a). electrical conductivity directed into the earth
1 (b). to be emotionally stable

2 (a). to have your flying privileges suspended
2 (b). to be confined to your home as a punishment
1(a) The computer wasn't properly grounded, so the power surge fried it.

1(b) I like having lunch with my aunt -- she's so sensible and grounded.

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2(a) After he did a victory roll just 200 feet over the runway, the Red Baron was grounded for a month.

2(b) When she woke up her whole family by coming in puking-drunk at 4am, Lindsay was grounded for a month.
by Figleaf23 January 1, 2009
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Haunting Ground

Known as Demento in Japan.

A video game, released in 2005, of the survival/horror genre for the Playstation 2 console.

The game centers around an 18 year old girl by the name of Fiona Belli who finds herself trapped in an old castle in the middle of no where. As you explore the castle you are accompanied by a canine companion by the name of Hewie who you befriend after you untie him from a tree.

As you make your way through the game you are chased by various enemies, as you desperately try to solve the puzzles, and uncover the secrets hidden in the castle in order to find a way safely out.
Haunting Ground is the most pimp ass game, I have ever played. That is all.
by AliceInsane September 11, 2008
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Ground Hogging

a term used for the exact moment when your turd begins to exit your ass but you squeeze your cheeks together to make it go back in, only to find moments later, it starts to sneek back out, much like a ground hog sticking it's head out to look around.
"Damn, where the hell is the bathroom?! I feel like I'm ground hogging!!!"
by Mimi Woodhaven July 7, 2006
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grounder pounder

1. noun, octavia blake
2. noun, someone who has sex with the grounders from the 100.
by grounder pounder April 19, 2018
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Battle Ground

Battle Ground is a small town in Washington where everyone is depressed as fuck because the people here treat everyone like shit. If you think this is a good town to move to your wrong. The kids here are cold they beat you down constantly. There is pointless drama people make up cause it’s “fun.” The guys here are assholes and the girls are sluts. So to save your life your better moving to Africa or some shit.
Wow, Battle Ground got me at an all time low, man.
by Nom nom missions August 7, 2018
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chubby 'ole groundhog

An erection in between a semi-boner, and a full on boner.
"hey buddy, that girl just gave me a chubby 'ole groundhog!"
by david carver January 22, 2010
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