an extremely awesome freak of nature that plays football, and can do everything on the planet and in the universe. He has lazer vision, can fly,and runs so fast they classified it as groundsmashr speed. He also the best football captain ever.
Bob: "i wish i could run faster than the speed of light"
Timothy: "well if you were groundsmasher you could run at groundsmasher speed.
by max2themax2 November 13, 2009
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