Somalian Grocery Shopping

The act of shitting in a plastic bag then smacking everyone you see as you ride by in a wheel barrow, usually powered by someone you would consider your bitch.

Bro 1: "Dude did you see that guy going somalian grocery shopping?"
Bro 2: "Yah where do you think i got this black eye and the brown face dipshit."
Bro 1: "Queer"
Bro 2: "Queer"

by Ana Lee March 4, 2011

grocery store perfection

Someone you meet in the most normal place as possible. Yet they are completely amazing despite being from nowhere

"When I was young I met my wife who was, undoubtedly, grocery store perfection."

by NikNakThatsWak January 11, 2018

picking up groceries

Grabbing a handful of fruit snacks and gold fish after dicking down a single mother.

The worst part about picking up groceries is having to listen to her kid whine about me eating the last of the scooby doo gummies

by Doyle156 December 24, 2020

future grocery bagger

Have no destion of what to do as a job in the future. Sarcasm

" what you wanna be when your older "
"A future grocery bagger "

by jamez rulez May 18, 2006

grocery store ghost

someone near you in a grocery store, all a-jabber on a cell phone, you think someones' actually speaking to you!! -huh? whut? GO FUCK YOURSELF!!

i heard voices while shopping, but it was a grocery store ghost

by michael foolsley December 8, 2009

up in them groceries

When a handsome/beautiful man/woman chases after hefty sized man/woman.

Hey bro, I'm about to get up in them groceries.

by Christopher Michael G 93 June 5, 2014

weekend grocery store

The weekend grocery store is where one can purchase consumables for weekend festivities. Commonly known as the liqueur store.

I need to make a run to the weekend grocery store. Who's going to drive me?

by sunfarm July 28, 2009