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Grocery Store Children

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Feral kids, usually with dirty feet and poorly clothed. Indicative of children that run wild without parental supervision in a commercial store. They may be seen screaming, crying, demanding items "they want", and may be found blocking your path down a narrow isle while their parents refuse to tell them to get out of the way.

*Use caution when approaching Grocery Store Children as they may bite and are known to a carrier disease.
I see someone's Grocery Store Children out on the scene of that wreck. (Quote: Sheree Horn)
by Chief of Chiefs January 14, 2024
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groceryless

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The troublesome state of having no groceries.
Nicko couldn't make it to the grocery store this week – looks like he's going to be groceryless.
by Visible Light Crew April 30, 2024
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groceryhead

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noun - Someone whose life revolves around hitting the grocery aisles. They brave any weather for a deal, know every aisle like the back of their hand, and treat the supermarket like their sanctuary.
Ex. 1

Sarah is a total groceryhead. We were talking about what to do for fun this weekend and she suggested that we go to the grocery store. I told her we already had food at home and she told me she just likes to “discover new treasures”.

Ex. 2

Person 1: I spend like 70% of my free time at Kroger.

Person 2: Immaculate vibes. I should’ve known you were a fellow groceryhead.
by chill llama mama June 13, 2024
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Grocery store

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1. A place where you go to buy five things but somehow leave with twenty, none of which you actually needed.

2. A chaotic battlefield riddled with ugly severely obese people buying gazillions of junk food blocking the aisles and cash desks. Carts have a mind of their own, and every checkout line is either way too long or moving at a glacial pace.

3. A black hole of disappointment with often expensive or poor-quality or spoiled/about-to-get-spoiled food (especially fruits or vegetables), which somehow occasionally also includes food with zillion preservatives (!) (i. e. desserts, etc.).
Examples:

A:
Person 1: "I swear, every time I go to the grocery store, the fruit is already halfway to moldy."
Person 2: "Classic. Grocery store trips are just scavenger hunts for disappointment."

B:
Person 1: Today I bought a dessert and when I opened it, it was moldy!

Person 2: Typical stupid groceries...

C:
*person 2 goes shopping*
*returns after over 1 hour*

Person 1: Why it took you so long?

Person 2: Cuz the checkout lines were totally riddled with obese people buying tons of sweets and other junk foods as if it were supplies for 2 months blocking cash desks.
by Mspaintsucks December 28, 2024
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grocery

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An item that can be easily obtained with sufficient money and a travel to the nearest grocery store. This contrasts with the elusive nature of acquiring additional screen time from parents, which often lacks a specific method or location.
While the grocery store is just a short trip away, negotiating for extra screen time feels like an uphill battle.
by Emotional Cruiser July 25, 2025
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An outing where one goes to a grocery store to buy groceries. Ice cream is always purchased alongside selected grocery items
Norman went on a grocery trip to get ramen and ice cream
by KatePlanter0 March 8, 2026
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when you see a bad bitch in the grocery store so you put her in your shopping cart and take her home without her consent
“Yo I just got this girl using the grocery store method”
by oregonleafblower69 October 23, 2025
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