gwumpy

When you be so damn grumpy and pissed awf, that you start to be sad. And thus you become gwumpy.

I'm gwumpy.

by CmonLadeez April 16, 2011

glumpkin

a dirty sloppy wet gumby when taking a massive shit

its a gumby and a blumpkin at the same time

yo my nigg the other day i was takeing my shit when your grandma walked in and delerious as she was she gave me a nasty glumpkin.

his nigg: WTF AWWWWWLLGHGFGHG mmhm,m dude wtf why... i think im gonna uhuh ..... i think i- im gonna go get one ill see ya later bro.

by harry s taint September 22, 2011

the grumpy smurf

This is when a guy is taking a shit in a port-a-potty while receiving oral sex. Once he finishes he dunks the girls face in the blue water. Her face is blue from the water and should look very grumpy if done properly.

Similar to the blumpkin but with a sly unpredictable ending

Person 1: My girl cheated on me and i want to end it and get her back at the same time, any ideas?

Person 2: Nothing says its over better then the grumpy smurf my friend

by Chris Waltham November 2, 2011

Busted a grumpy

When a person passes a particularly foul fart.

Man, who just busted a grumpy in here?

by Sassy13 June 12, 2011

glumpkin

Receiving a blumpkin from someone who has no teeth. (Gummer + Blumpkin)

Your grandmother gave me an excellent glumpkin

by Steve From Superior January 20, 2009

grumpy pirate

a sex term, when you cum in the girls eye and then kick her in the chin, causing her to jump up and down with her hand in her eye, Yelling the word ARRRHHH

I gave a Grumpy Pirate to shanaynay

by charles in charge! February 24, 2009

grumpy

act of dumping in toliet and not flushing, resulting in a pleasant surprise for the next user

I left a nice grumpy at my girlfriends house, it was classic.

by blahblah May 13, 2005