global news

Global News is a Canadian news network which sometimes doesn't get facts wrong.

Dan: "Hey, did you hear that Global News published an article on using glory holes for safer sex during COVID-19?"

Steve: "No way! That's the eighth most ridiculous thing I've heard this year!"

by Shteeeeeve July 22, 2020

Global Warming

The Earth becomes hot.

Factories cause global warming.

by PiranhaFeet October 31, 2021

Global Fashion Icon

It's obviously the ONE and ONLY fashion king Park Jongseong (JAY) from ENHYPEN Apart from knowing how to combine each piece of clothing, for years he has studied fashion as an expression of art, adding to this his modeling career that began at an early age. He feels fashion as an art, the entire universe, he understands and studies it, he takes advantage of his incredible body proportions to wear incredible outfits worthy of a red carpet. For that and so much more, ENHYPEN's Park Jongseong is the global fashion icon.

"wow, who is that beautiful man who dresses so well? "
- "yeah, he's ENHYPEN's Park Jongseong, the main rapper, main dancer and the Global Fashion Icon"
"yuh, the title fits him perfectly "

by Niel0801 January 4, 2022

Global Majority

Refers to the non-White/non-Indo-European majority that constitutes close to 90% of the globe. Popular usage started off with British NGOs and governments after the 2020 Summer of Love events called the George Floyd "protests" and the increasing mask-off attitude from the New World Order (NWO) oligarchs following that event.

In 2020, the Church of England created an Archbishops' Anti-Racism Taskforce to examine racism in the church. At the time, it primarily used the term "United Kingdom Minority Ethnic" (UKME). When the taskforce's report was published in April 2021, it chose a broader description of "United Kingdom Minority Ethnic/Global Majority Heritage" (UKME/GMH) as more appropriate than BAME. The language of "Global Majority Heritage" is seen as a reminder that minorities often come from a majority culture before migrating to the UK. However, some have rejected the term because it is seen as associated with critical race and intersectional theories.

by juststaythehellaway June 29, 2023

Global Entertainer

Global Entertainer means a girl who fucks everyone around the world some slag

Yo bro this girl is a global entertainer why she travels around the world for some penis

by DoubleMFrmW9 September 13, 2023

The Global Elite

The best rank in CS:GO that only hackers and boosted cunts can achieve...

Me: Hello gaijs, what ranks are you guys...?
The rest of the team:The Global Elite!!!
Me: Hackers/Boosted Cunts!
The rest of the team: Vote by: {player}

kick player: {you}

by UpbeatDragoon10 August 1, 2017

There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life

The act of roasting physics teachers and messaging the whole sixth form about why attending a banter fest during a global pandemic is an inadvisable thing to do.

Physics teacher: Hey guys I organised a banter fest for you next Monday. It'll be really fun!
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: Oh I'm sorry I didn't...
Sensible person: There is a global pandemic going on and you’re worried about a banter fest. I’m definitely not going to attend, don’t know about the rest of you, but I care about my life
Physics teacher: *Leaves school to go live in a remote Siberian village*

by discordmyiscord August 13, 2020