A gloof is a clumsy person who knocks over objects and generally ruins things without noticing, while perhaps preoccupied by talking to someone.
*Patrick knocks all of the products off of the stall with his hands while talking to a prospective customer* "Paddy you complete gloof "
by theyeldman July 11, 2010
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by carlgrider October 16, 2011
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A recreational activity for conservative white males that will hopefully become non-existant in a few decades. Involves knocking a ball around with the goal of getting it into different holes. The game is played on a golf course which is a waste of more land space than Wal-Mart Stores.
A recreational activity for conservative white males that will hopefully become non-existant in a few decades. Involves knocking a ball around with the goal of getting it into different holes. The game is played on a golf course which is a waste of more land space than Wal-Mart Stores.
Father: Hey son, what do you say we play some golf together and have some father and son bonding time?
Son: No thanks dad. I'm not a baby boomer.
Son: No thanks dad. I'm not a baby boomer.
by P.A. March 12, 2005
Get the golf mug.1. A paid activity in which a bunch of unathletic people try to get a small white ball inside a hole.
2. The sport of loosers.
3. To act like you are important even though you have no redeeming qualities.
2. The sport of loosers.
3. To act like you are important even though you have no redeeming qualities.
1. Golf is not even a sport.
2. Golf is for people who cannot run, catch, throw or jump, so they hit.
3. Jerry pulled a golf by refusing to get Mcdonalds, instead he wanted Subway.
2. Golf is for people who cannot run, catch, throw or jump, so they hit.
3. Jerry pulled a golf by refusing to get Mcdonalds, instead he wanted Subway.
by baller393 November 3, 2011
Get the golf mug.A particularly sticky, hard to wipe out shit that will strike just prior to a round of golf or any activity involving a lot of walking leading to a sore, itchy ringpiece and a horrendous Japanese sunset in the crackers. Also known as the Brown Crayola
by Doc Sos September 3, 2006
Get the Golf Arse mug.An incredibly fun and addictive sport that is played by all ages. Originally played with made up targets (lamp post's, fire hydrant's, tree's) and traditional frisbee's. Disc golf has evolved into a sport that is played around the world with over 1700 courses, most of them in The United States.
Target's are now welded metal baskets with hanging chains, and the disc's thrown are specific to the game. All you need is one to play, but players often carry 10 to 20 disc's, all with different flight characteristics and weights.
Target's are now welded metal baskets with hanging chains, and the disc's thrown are specific to the game. All you need is one to play, but players often carry 10 to 20 disc's, all with different flight characteristics and weights.
Let's sell the house, buy an RV. and go tour the country playing as many disc golf courses as we can!
by Masco July 30, 2008
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