Gake and Fay

A variation of the phrase "fake and gay" Usually meant to express dissatisfaction with a given scenario, the alternative "gake and fay" is a usage meant to not only make fun of the given subject, but also of itself.

Steve: Yo man I think wearing a skirt would be lit.
Rodger: Gake and fay.

by UnusedUsername August 29, 2018

Glame

Something that is both gay and lame at the same time.

I saw that new movie and it was so glame.

by jumpin_bumps November 27, 2009

Glazed Holes

a brand of Entenmann's doughnut holes that really has no sexual meaning, but when said to someone who doesn't know what they are, they can't help but say, "ew. wtf?"

Also can be used as a synonym for "asshole."

Bro, I ate some delicious glazed holes for hours last night.

Dude, wtf that's disgusting.

OR

You're such a glazed hole, Charlie Sheen.

by A Glazed Hole May 11, 2011

Glazed Ham

The act of having sexual intercourse with a girl doggy style (vaginal or anal), pulling out before orgasm and ejaculating all over her back and arse. At which point you would give the girl a massage using said semen as a massage oil substitute. The end result should give the girls spooge ridden body the desired resemblance of a glazed ham.

Man! thats the last time i forget to bring baby oil, I ended up having to give that girl a Glazed Ham.

by Bodgy Brothers July 12, 2007

glazed doughnut

Your face after giving your lady a grand gushing Orgasm by a dexterious tonguing.

Man, after the licking I gave my Darlin' my face looked like a glazed doughnut.

by Amos Bwatt September 12, 2004

gaker

a straight person pretending to be gay; hence "gay faker"

Did you see him lookin at her? What a gaker.

by cmarsh September 11, 2008

Glazed donut

The after effects of eating your girls pussy. The wet, sticky sauce that is left shimmerring on your face after cunnilingis.

God damn, where's my sunglasses? Your face is so shiny, you must have been eatin' pussy for a week solid !

by Kool Kolino January 1, 2005