Gibson

A Gibson is a person who is so uncool that his mom has to pay his "friends". He is very loud and has a Hard time talking to people. He always has an awful posture and as he gets older he will develop back pains. He listens to too much Kanye West Music and has a deathly allergy. He is not to greatest guy.

Vasili: Hey Alex has Gibson paid you this week.
Alex: Yeah he just did.

by lil mama x April 2, 2022

john gibson

Oily-haired patriotic Fox News presenter with a flag in his lapel and a badger up his ass.

You just trod in a John Gibson!

by youkay February 22, 2004

gibsoned

To be taken to task for promoting unrelenting gore-porn as a kind of artistic or spiritual statement.

After viewing "The Passion of the Christ," the uncritical mass of blind sheep were properly gibsoned.

by sam March 11, 2004

the closing of gitmo

When Obama's decision to close Guantanamo Bay is enacted.

*Terrorist*
"Ya, I am so excited for the closing of gitmo so I can get out of here and kill innocent people just because their religion is different!"
*Terrorist #2*
"Aren't we all?"

by thecrazymonkey January 28, 2009

Gutson

A grotesque excessively hairy overweight man who resembles a gargoyle. Gutsons enjoy feeding late at night and docking with other Gutsons.

Oh my god, did you see those two Ronnie Gutsons docking in the burger king toilets last night.

by Genenipps September 6, 2011

Mel Gibson

a broken shell of a man that used to be a badass actor before he found jesus. his most recent and controversial film, the passion of the christ, is a very well done piece of art despite the fact it has nothing at all to do with christ's teachings. unfortunately, gibson seems to have lost his marbles. see his diane sawyer interview for proof. recently, gibson criticized the acadamy for awarding "mediocre films." apparently he is also a sore loser, being as the passion garnered not one oscar this year. gibson is best known for playing the title role in "mad max" and its two sequels. despite what people say, mel is not a racist or a nazi, however, his father is an open anti-semite.

mel gibson profited on jesus' death, yay! what a holy man!

by deliman April 10, 2005

gitgo

Slang term referring to the very beginning of any sequence or time frame.

I knew Bush would be a nightmare from the gitgo!

by Feets_dont_fail_me_now October 20, 2005