Garth day

Garth day is a holiday celebrated on March 6th, the day after March 5th. It came to be a holiday in 2018 and it’s currently still celebrated. On Garth day you celebrate freedoms, god, pants, and cake, and good weather. It is always warm on Garth day.

Person one- “happy Garth day”

Person two- “let me go get my Garth day pants”

Person one- “great idea! We should pray about jeans”

by anonymous March 6, 2022

The Curse of Gareth Bale

When a team or person is feeling overly confident about a score line or even in life. Then they make a substitution or change that they think will immensely improve their situation only to end up throwing away the advantages they had... Almost as if that substitution/change was cursed even from 7 years ago.

The Gareth Bale Curse is over 61 years old (over 21000 days)
Originated in a shadowy part of North London
Some say there is no way to break the curse... even the Son wont help.
My team was winning the game but when we made a substitution we lost the lead. It was the curse of Gareth Bale again.

by Master_D October 22, 2020

Garth

Thickness In Diameter Around A Cigar

Damn Look at the Garth on that!

by Zombie On Horse December 13, 2008

gareth southgate

penalty missing twat.
stared in a pizza hut advert with chris waddle and stewart pearce

that twat southgate was the reason we didnt win euro 96

by mat townsend December 11, 2003

gaytheist

look up the word atheist

that is all

by u hateful little trolls June 10, 2004

Gareth

straight up cunt

oi that gareth is a cunt

by oimatenah May 15, 2016

Garething

When someone storms out of the room without a reason and with no warning.

He just left without a word. He's clearly garething!

by J.D.House December 1, 2009