...and then I found a fiver

At the end of a long story you now realise was really boring, you should always end that story with "...and then I found a fiver."

I was gonna eat some cheese. Then I realised I didn't want any and had some yoghurt instead...and then I found a fiver

by Terry 87 November 21, 2010

...and then I found $5.

a phrase you would say after telling a "funny" story, but the other person didn't laugh. Makes the story more interesting.

...and then I found $5.

by dreamer3759 April 4, 2011

frundish

being a fiend, doing something in excess, showing animal like qualities

"OMG you just ate 76 hot dogs, that was frundish of you

by Billy Bob November 14, 2004

Frundge

The liquid of combined feces and semen that oozes out after anal sex.

I busted a nut in her pooper and when I pulled my cock out I got frundge on my sheets

by Eric g69 April 30, 2008

Foundrance

noun

1) a state of confusion

2) a conundrum

His foundrance was apparent when his laptop spun the 30th 360˚ spin move. It was a huge day!

by Octajohn September 16, 2014

foundos

An irish slang referring to the mythological creator of the rainbow (Whereas the gold lies at the end). This "Foundos" is the ultimate creature of strength, intelligence and beauty. The "Foundos" can also levitate paper and strikes fear in the hearts of his enemies

Thanos fears Foundos
Hail the Foundos
Beware of Foundos

by Anojan January 16, 2019

frindle

Another word for pen based on the book Frindle written by Andrew Clements

Elise, I forgot my Frindle, do you have one I can borrow?

by Minecraft Elise June 4, 2020