fossil

(noun) An out-of-date opinion

"Bush always knew what he's doing."
"Oh man, that's the shittiest fossil I've ever heard!"

by JoshDC September 5, 2005

fossik

sex,fuck, root, sexual intercorse

i'm gunna go home and fossik my girlfriend like theres no tomorrow.

by aido666 April 21, 2006

fossil fancier

one who enjoys the pleasures of aged flesh

a 24 year old planner with a 28 year old wife - "he's such a dirty fossil fancier"

by durtbox dave September 22, 2004

Fosslehoff

To diatribe, monologue, speak ad infinitum about the most mundane aspects of one's own life and experiences

Brian is going to fosslehoff his way through that lesson

by Seattle Brian January 7, 2009

Fossil Boy

A young man, usually bearded, who engages in the activities of old men. E.g. boules, chess, and the drinking of gin or port.

''Why didn't **** come out tonight?''
''He's having a quiet night in with a glass of port and the Monty Python collection.''
''.... Fossil Boy

by scaryfairy June 9, 2009

Fossilcheese

Whatever the heck you want it to mean! Originated in Waterloo Ontario.

What the Fossilcheese are you doing!

Fossilcheese! My teacher gave me an F!

by hola im mexican May 22, 2010

Fossilbook

Noun - the slang name commonly given to Facebook upon the discovery that over half of the users are now age 35+

Oh my god, I saw that picture of your new orthotic shoes on your Fossilbook profile!

by Russ68 June 16, 2011