Hockey Flossing

Verb. The act of drying ones nutsack, chode, and asshole after a shower. This is done by gripping the towel by two corners, spreading ones legs and asscrack whilst standing, inserting said towel between legs, and quickly moving the towel back and fro until the undercarriage is clean and dry.

'Dude Wendy walked into the bathroom today while I was hockey flossing. FML.'

'My nuts are still damp, man. I forgot to fucking hockey floss this morning.'

by PrimalConcreteWedge December 26, 2013

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Spit Floss

When one get rids of scraps of food between their teeth by pushing saliva through the spaces between their teeth. Very useful when one runs out of dental floss.

James: Shit, I'm out of dental floss
Kyle: Ouch, you wanna borrow mine?
James: Nah, it's cool I'll just spit floss

by @ngrym0thertrucker October 19, 2013

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Louisiana Floss

Oral sex performed by a southern woman with a large gap in her front teeth.

Lenny is walkin' a bit funny because Loraine gave him a bit of the Louisiana Floss last night.

by EmperorEli May 06, 2022

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Sex Floss

After oral stimulation with a man or a woman, the pubic hair from the rough oral gets caught in between your teeth making a hairy smile.

"Oh shit Joey! I just got sex floss in my teeth!"

by M. Night Shamalyn April 05, 2010

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Floss and Toss

To toss ones salad while at the same time flossing the tossers teeth utilizing the anus hairs to do so.

The term "Floss and Toss" was said by Steve/whoatemychips March 10th 2009 on blogtv, Amanda/Hobomanda cohosting for the lulz.

"Hey steve, want me to give you a Floss and Toss?"

by Cheesepalease March 11, 2009

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