White Flood

When you have such a large orgasm your semen comes out like a flood.

John:Dude, I had a white flood all over Megan's face last night!

by Whitefloodmaster March 21, 2016

Body flood

A terrible experience when you abruptly get punched in the fuckin face with a catastrophically intense high (usually with psychedelics But this can happen if weed takes a while to hit you and you just ripped a fat dab straight to the dome) that alters your conscious mind to a state of pure delirium where you have zero control because you're now watching your life from a 3rd person point of view.

*drops acid
..
...
*90 minutes later

"Bro, this shit's bunk af, I ain't even trippin.."
*turns around to walk through door
*body flood hits
*door walks through you
*standing there paralyzed watching yourself from the perspective of God.

You're fucked now..

by Mr.SisterFister69 June 19, 2016

Nut Flood

When someone busts a heavy amount of nut.

Guy: I’m bouta nut all over the place.
Girl: Guess it’s gonna be a NUT FLOOD.

by daddy5774 May 15, 2018

fliegen-floo

German-inspired referred used in Australia referring to an "absolute legend."

That lad is such a fliegen-floo.

by ObscureAussie April 3, 2019

writer's flood

The opposite of writer's block, but just as debilitating. Writer's flood is when an unfocused, uncontrollable deluge of ideas come to mind, leaving the writer with way too much information to digest. Most of the time, the ideas that spring forth are completely incompatible with the current topic (e.g. robot ideas when the book takes place in Victorian England or recipes when writing an IT manual). The end result is the same as writer's block: an inability to create a functional work.

I started my college thesis yesterday, but I had a writer's flood of cyberpunk plot seeds. I'm still on page one.

by AlexTwentyTwo August 31, 2011

Arkansas flash flood

When one consumes an abundance of cat fish and Bush Lites at the bonfire and stops at the SQRL gas station to shit and his Girl blows him as he uses the Bidet and gets shit sprayed on her chin.

That bitch was so drunk she couldn't wait to blow me. Unfortunately the Bidet wasn't finished and she got the old Arkansas flash flood

by Johny Headbandz February 27, 2023

floobs

Flabby boobs typically seen on obese pre-pubescent youngins and post-pubescent fat people. Floobs are a symptom of overactive hormones, which gives them a tenacious sex drive. Masculine v.: Moobs.

Did you see the floobs on that sixth grader? She must be a tiger in bed.

by Tam and Jess November 18, 2006