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flexitarian

1) a pretend vegetarian

2) one who claims to be vegetarian, but eats meat when it's "convenient" (see faketarian)
Jesse: I went to Ashe's house for dinner, they were having chicken and rice.
Rodney: So you went hungry, right?
Jesse: No, I'm a flexitarian when i need to be.
Rodney: More like faketarian.
by sp00ki September 18, 2006
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Penis Flexing

1. In a group setting, the act of ego taking over the decision making process instead of common sense.

2. The acts of two or more executives posturing for position -supporting their argument using only their title or status instead of knowledge and skill.

Background
Mostly used in corporate life where ego builds consensus verses vision, knowledge, and dedication. Very common in overly funded start-ups and very large (Fortune 500) companies.

In general, a reference to whom has the biggest cock (guns) makes the rules (sets the agenda).
I just got back from a penis flexing contest where the VP of Marketing and the VP of Technology couldn't agree on scope so they attempted to use their position in the organization to control the meeting.
by Aprel January 29, 2010
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Flexnard

I need to get this flexnard out of my nose!
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Flexin' On These Hoes

When you flex your right bicep in your closet to show off to your lady friend and then you end up accidentally punching her in the face.
by Uniform Chick3n November 15, 2017
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Flexing

Showing interest in something someone else has as if you want it for yourself.
Stop flexing on my cheesecake dude!
by robblue6412 August 4, 2010
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flexitarian

Someone who eats both vegetables and meat but tries to eat vegetarian/vegan sometimes for health and/or environmental reasons.
Chelsea is a flexitarian. She ate fried pepperoni on her Birthday.
by Myles Cloutier February 25, 2008
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Flexing

Used when describing something or someone that is just 'there' looking good doing absolutly nothing.
"That doe is just sat the flexing."
by B Oldroyd December 18, 2005
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