flaccerated

flac-cer-ra-ted
fla-sir-rated,flak-sir-rated
when in the act of hard-core sex, your partner gets so dry that it rips the skin of the penis, instantly causing flaccidity.

I was bangin' that bitch so hard when she got dry, bitch flaccerated my penis and my boner bled out.

by scarythemothafuckinkid May 20, 2011

Flaccid Rooster

A middle-aged (often overweight) male Mountain Bike rider who thinks they are capable of keeping up with much younger fitter and stronger Mountain Bike riders, but in fact they are barely capable of riding the easiest of trails and often walk over small obstacles (such roots and logs) when riding.

Fanta Pants & Geordie - two male Mountain Bike riders (Flaccid Roosters) who weren’t’ able to successfully finish a Mountain Bike race ahead of a competitor with a broken hand!

by Doctor Rooster December 5, 2011

Flaccid Warrior

Somebody who is blessed with the gift of being able to soldier on through intercourse to ejaculation with a flaccid penis.

'That feels floppy to me, are you going to flaccid warrior all the way?'

by RsTUltimatum March 6, 2015

flaccid typing

The act of typing in all lowercase usually accompanied by a flaccid penis or no penis at all.

I was doing some flaccid typing for my new social media post while my penis lay dormant.

by MaGoully July 24, 2015

Flaccid Knob Job

A Flaccid Knob Job is a blow job that starts with a flaccid or soft penis

Last night Cindy gave me a Flaccid Knob Job and I swear it was better than sex.

by White Lives Matter January 20, 2016

flaccid fogger

When you have cum on your flaccid penis from a recent wank and insert it into the ear of your partner using a toothpick.

Oi Leon I heard Freddie did a flaccid fogger in Eddies ear!

by Flaccidboi23 August 15, 2018

Flacerbanerb

An number that ends in a number 0-9 that when divided by a number that ends in the same number equals that number.

75/15=5 is a flacerbanerb
125/25=5 is a flacerbanerb

by Magicwords July 28, 2019