to fable

(читать нотации) : to preach moral precepts to someone, most likely preaching to the converted

if you want to avoid trouble with your parents, do not try to fable them

by Sexydimma March 13, 2021

flabbergasted

When a flabby person farts in your face while you are going down on them!

HO #1: Fat Bastard came to visit me last night.

HO #2: Oh yea, how was it?

HO #1: He flabbergasted me!

HO #2: Then what?

HO #1: He said, "Soddy, I faderted." BIG DEAL! It was a WET ONE! I had to take a shower ASAP!

by Johrg Jerhog July 29, 2006

Flabbergastered

When you are finished having oral sex with a girl and you shake her cheeks until she salivates. Can also be done with the asscheeks until sweat comes out.

Example 1. Boy 1: Last night was so Great.

Boy 2: Why?

Boy 1: I Flabbergastered your Mom last night, She loved it!

by Alessandro06121999 June 16, 2011

flabbergabbing

speaking speedily and uncontrollably because you are either excited, upset, or nervous.

The young man started flabbergabbing when he asked the the head cheerleader out to the prom.

by imdehaas April 24, 2011

flabbergasted

flatulent; gassy

Although Sharon had a blessing time on the backwater tours, she later was flabbergasted and couldn't help but regret eating the extra can of beans she had been offered.

by goodlookout September 27, 2010

Flabbergasted

verb: an unexplainable event or situation in which the person experiencing is overwhelmed in blissful happiness or contentment -beyond orgasmic pleasure

when the surfer man found the winning ticket, he was so flabbergasted he passed out.

the little family from Iowa were so flabbergasted when the crew remodeled there home

by itxt July 21, 2009

flabbergastered

Being totally puffed out.

Bugger me mate! I'm flabbergastered!

by cocodile dundee May 18, 2006