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Fizzy poop

When you have diarrhea so extreme that your asshole dry heaves everything out, leaving you with fizz dripping from the anus; thus being called, a fizzy poop. More severe than the beer shits.
After all the cheap draft beer last night I woke up suffering from the fizzy poops.
by BabyPhall January 1, 2009
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John Fitzgerald Kennedy

The last great president of the United States, a Man of the people, great speaker. He was a very noble man, who gave his life for the good of the average American citizen. Although it did no good, as the corruption of our government reaches to far for one man to reach. Here he warns of Secert Government Society. www.youtube.com/watch?v=cvaZ9pXvYTg

The President was trying to inform the American people about the deceit and lies behind the Illuminati infiltration of the U.S. Government. He made steps to dismantle the CIA , to pull our troops out of bloody affairs. This didn't please the Global Elite, he was soon killed by a "Lone Gunman".
The Global Elite killed John Fitzgerald Kennedy after he made steps to alert to masses to there presence , murder , and propaganda. He made steps to dismantle the CIA and other organizations that do the work of the Illuminati and there supporters in the U.S. government.
by American Citizen #014256 January 13, 2007
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Fitzfuckhead

-This is for everyone who is a dumb fuckin retarded piece of shit who enjoy the act of diarrhea fucking and being a total fucking fagfuck in life.

- fucked in the head to the extent that you're almost sexually retarded
-That little shitbag is a fucking FITZFUCKHEAD

-That fag fucks his own shit! he's such a FITZFUCKHEAD
by BHSSucks231 December 2, 2009
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Fitzgerald

When an anus experiences a combination of leakage and sweat build up. a "juicy asshole"
Dude my cornhole is so juicy right now, i think i have a full blown Fitzgerald
by C. Harrell December 17, 2008
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Fritzytits

A pyromaniac, sadistic fuck. He usually dreams about smoking and doing miscellaneous drugs. While masturbating vigorously to pictures of weed. He enjoys long walks on top of roofs with scarfs down his pants with the aroma of burning trash cans surrounding him. He is the cause of death in the north-west hemisphere by means of STD's.
OH NO! fritzytits just put my scarf in his pants while lighting a trash can on fire on top of our school!

Person 1: How did you get every STD known to man and some only to assorted insects?

Person 2: Fritzytits raped me...=
by Elliot Jake July 28, 2009
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Fitzpatrick

When you punched your friend for no reason and he or she got bruised
When we met at the shop I fitzpatricked Sean.
by Krychowiak June 23, 2016
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flasher fitz

A 2nd Lt. in the Canadian Army who flashes his balls at people out in the field. He usually unzips, tucks his wiener up and lets his scroate hang down. Very unbecoming for an officer in the Queen's Army. Very unbecoming indeed.
So there I was, enjoying a nice apple in my tent when out of no where, Flasher Fitz pops in, shows me his sack and then runs back out. By the time I had recovered, he had disappeared.
by TheUnknownSoldier October 11, 2006
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