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first asshole

a person who leaves a comment on something on the internet but leaves no more than ''first comment''
COMMENT BOX:

asshole123: first comment! i win!

999satan666: first asshole!
by t j August 21, 2008
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first wave feminism

n. Late 19th and early 20th century movement to gain political rights for women. Includes: voting rights and property rights. Synonymous with real feminism
A: I'm a feminist.
B: Maybe, but you've hijacked the term. I'm a real feminist, first wave feminism. I believe in equal rights for women, but unlike you, I don't blame society for my hardships. I work hard and it shows in my performance. I'm respected by my male peers and control my own life. You play the victim and blame others for being offended.
A: RAPE APOLOGIST!
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by cb4mpnw January 20, 2016
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First Ejaculation

The one orgasm you spend your entire life trying to get back.
Damn I remember my first ejaculation it was so intense I almost passed out.
by Fuckingshitassbuttsexhairyass November 29, 2016
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Quinn's First Law

Liberalism always generates the exact opposite of it's stated intent.
If we take away guns from the people, there will be less crime.
by FunkyFender February 4, 2004
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Han Shot First

References Star Wars (AKA Starwars IV: A New Hope)

1.) Stating the truth, instead of a spin-doctored story.

In the original version of the movie, in the Alien Smuggler's bar, Han Solo shoots the alien bounty hunter Greedo in cold blood with a blaster hidden under the table.

In the "Special Edition" some badly cut-together rehash has Greedo shooting at Han twice and missing from point blank range.
"I saw it all go down! This giant gang of his huge thugz was charging down to totally pwn him..."

"Oh come on man... Han Shot First."
by Eoraptor July 31, 2008
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first comment whore

Noun: Any of the species of assholes that feel the need to get the first comment on something as if it actually meant something. These illiterate jackoffs can usually be found trolling Youtube, flash game websites, Myspace/Facebook, blogs, and other places where comments are enabled. There are rumors that these trolls can type faster than they can masturbate, however this is not true.
FCW: first

You: Nobody gives a shit. Fuck off

FCW: if u dont give a shit than y did u comment back

You: You are a donkey-fucker. Go scribble 'first' on the inside of some donkey's sexual organs you cock-smoking first comment whore

FCW: ur a nooob

You: *suicide*
by Matty194 November 30, 2009
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firestick and dick

A phrase which supersedes "Netflix and chill" and accepted amoug all sexual orientation with the exception of lesbians. This is in invitation to acquire company to enjoy a movie via amazon firestick while enjoying sex.
Her: hey! Firestick and dick tonight?
Him: you bring the fire, I'll bring dick.
by NVprophecy January 13, 2017
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