primate feces

When one is extremely angry. Much like ape shit but used in a more classy setting. When cursing is frowned upon. Or when one just wants to sound high class for comedic effect.

How dare you steal my close up photos of Taylor Swift' s vagina! I am going to go primate feces!

by Ahn Flique May 31, 2016

mount feces

The practice of male high school students selecting one bathroom within the building and piling one defecation on top of another until the toilet bowl it completely full.

There is a tremendous Mount Feces in the third stall in the gym lavatory.

by Randy Lahey 90201 July 21, 2020

your species feces

the worst insult you can throw at somebody

"your mom gae."
"your daddy lesbian."
"your species feces"

by Cream.Filled.Memes May 22, 2018

Feces

Means poo poo, but can also be baby mice.

I heard they found feces in the boys locker room...

What are feces?

Baby Mice!

Ewwwwww!!!

by Danno April 6, 2005

screaming feces

the state of having really bad shits

or screaming baby mice

"whats wrong with frank" "oh he has the screaming feces"

look at them little screaming feces so cute

by psycho_joe_2 February 23, 2009

reese's feces taco

the delicious treat made when you fill your ass with crunchy peanut butter and chocolate sauce to make your crack look like an overstuffed mexican treat. mmmmmmmm....fiesta time!!!

My girlfriend choked on a giant hairball while eating my reese's feces taco, what a overeager fat whore.

by Doug Sang December 9, 2008

ship of feceus

A large project that was approached as a series of small, incremental changes, even when illogical to do so. Commonly found in DIY repair or Software Development.

My father decided to renovate the kitchen in stages, so we have tile from the 60s, a fridge from the 70s, a counter from the 80s, and only half of the floor has hardwood. The rest is patched together linoleum. It's a real Ship of Feceus

by Whargarble October 14, 2017