False Bottom

When a man pretends to be gay but still loves getting the dick

So Brett's "false bottom" ass was at the club pretending he wasn't looking to get dicked down

by StiffPeter1015 October 14, 2021

false-start fart

when you want to fart but can't because you're in a public place like a department store, so you start one off without letting it get to the point where it actually sounds like a fart. Instead it sounds more like a pop.

I think I’ll be able to pull off a false-start fart over there by that Nautica mannequin.

by gbv052 February 28, 2011

false Jerry

A Jerry Garcia look-alike. Doesn't have to be grey-haired and bearded, but from any era of Jerry.

I saw a false Jerry at the market, but he was like '66 Jerry, with big muttonchops.

by Dr. Badwrench May 26, 2008

False Diarrhea

This is when you had diarrhea earlier and then later you have the rumbles in your stomach. You go to the bathroom thinking you need to go, but you just fart.

Oh! Gotta go! *30 seconds later* Never mind, false diarrhea!

by funnyman21224 May 13, 2011

False Propaganda

The presentation of misleading information influencing an audience towards a particular cause!

"I heard on the news that kids with hoodies are dangerous"

"It's all lies and false propaganda"

by NOTORIOUS B.I.G July 3, 2014

False Metal

A crappy mallcore excuse for metal. False metal is commonly listened to wannabee teens who think it's so BR000TAL. It is commonly misclassified as "extreme metal" when it is just poser music, not even real metal. Examples are Suicide Silence and Cradle of Filth.

scene kid: z0mg ss aND c0f r soo br00tal extreem medal!!
Real metal head: No, that's called false metal or poser music. Go back to hot topic.

by abc23355sab December 19, 2009

False Alarm

After flatulating with unusual warmth, this feeling of warmth impresses on the perpretator a sense of anguish, dismay, and shock, because the perpretator had thought he/she (most likely he) had produced a solid instead of a gas.

FART
(user checks pants)
Interesting...that fart was extraordinarily warm.

by neemx May 22, 2005