False homo

A serious condition in which a straight guy deemed as gay by his peers starts to become attracted to men due to peer pressure.

Bob: Joe u r gay
Joe: NO IM NOT BOB

2 WEEKS LATER:

Joe: Damn bob u lookin fine in that jacket 😉
Psychiatrist: We have a false homo on our hands

by East Timor April 23, 2017

false directions

false directions are an epidemic of sorts that can occur when someone forgets a crucial point in the directions to his/her house. They can destroy friendships, party nights, drug deals, marriages etc.

Sue: Did you make that left at the signal or the stop sign?
Fred: The light... that's where you said
Sue: I said the stop sign....
Fred: you gave me false directions, god damnit.

by thatguybillmurray January 24, 2012

false food

food that is made out of plastic or not real

How much does this FALSE FOOD cost?

by AntIs_Cool November 22, 2017

False requel

The definition that says a remake with a lot of new content is like a sequel , umm no. It’s more like what Disney enterprise does. Kingdom hearts 1.5 etc. lion Kong 1/2 and not a sequel. And no one else ha even attempted this.

People is really trying to mess up the English Language with faulty definitions trying to be smart and intelligent that words like false requel has to come to life.

by Megasus Thirst Jesus Christ June 9, 2022

false neck

The act of calling out the person who told you "Thats a neck", therefor, the neck is instead on him/her.

Anthony: whats 2+3
Sean: 5
Anthony: That's a neck!
Sean: FALSE NECK!

by Sean Webber January 1, 2017

False UTTP

Cold Blooded And Disgraceful People On The Internet Who Act Like Trolls When They Actually Aren’t.

The False UTTP Are Immature Brats On YT Who Are Cold Blooded, Heartless, Disgraceful.

by anonymous November 11, 2022

false alram

1when drunk, closely avoiding some sort of danger/threat/or general unpleasantness. 2Can be used while sober in a sarcastic manner to describe panic over stupidity.

1Ish thta the copss? newp false alram!

2oh no! I lost my pen! oh wait here it is in my hand... false alram

by phreke July 8, 2010