escape

Any excuse you use to avoid having sex with a grenade.

Guy..."I just remembered I forgot the condoms."
Grenade..."OH okay I'll wait for you then."
Guy..."I"ll be back in 5 minutes."
*YA RIGHT*

"Otherwise start without me."

by Punkhead June 7, 2005

Rape and Escape

The act of grabbing or groping a girls boobs and then running like mad before a girl realizes what happened.

Guy 1: "Man, look at those boobs, they look touch-alicious"

Guy 2: "Do the Rape and Escape, dude, she looks strong"

by moklein October 4, 2011

Escape Turtle

(n) one who, despite warnings and/or rules designed to safeguard their physical and/or mental well-being, breaks free and exhibits deliberate, rebellious behavior, disregarding long term consequences in favor of short term gratification. Shortened version of the sage proverb "the escape turtle breaks its shell."

Person1: "I should have gone to bed early before this exam, but stayed up all night watching my favorite show on Netflix. I definitely failed."
Person2: "Don't be such an escape turtle next time."

by ProfessorTurtle July 30, 2017

escape the night

a mystery youtube original series by joey graceffa featuring popular influencers such as nikita dragun glozel and more in a four series spectacular with scary monsters and exiting episodes.

escape the night is amazing

by CookieMonster30 July 31, 2019

Baby escape hatch

When a woman’s pussy is so bad, it’s good for nothing more than pushing kids out of. A blown out cunt, wrecked hole.

Jan's pussy is so fucking destroyed, it’s only good for a baby escape hatch at this point.

by BAMF613 November 15, 2018

escape goat

a goat upon which you escape from a near death experience

the moon crashed to earth at the very spot that Dave was standing thankfully there was an escape goat near by.

by bogosuperelf July 24, 2020

great escape

While performing the act of anal sex, having a friend quietly enter the room from behind. Then quickly switching places with the friend so as to lead the partner to believe it is still your dick in her ass. Then, proceeding to walk past her, wave, and leave the room.

She didn't know whose cock was in her ass once i pulled a great escape on her.

by Your Mom May 3, 2005