EBay

Somewhere where people lose their v bucks and virginity

I lost my V bucks on EBay!

by Yeet1001 February 25, 2019

eBay Blue Balls

When a buyer makes a purchase, but takes days to make a payment.

You bought an item from me 5 days ago, but still haven’t paid yet - you’re giving me eBay blue balls!

by Rustydictionary February 1, 2021

The Ebaballs Pass

If given the Ebaballs Pass you are legally allowed to say "Ebaballs" in a sentence.

It can only be given by the original Ebaballs.

You may have the Ebaballs Pass

by Ebaballs December 9, 2020

ebay

an online auction site where you can buy collectibles that were in ancient times bought at flea markets, garage sales, and thrift stores for next to nothing. Now they can be bought from any schmo in the world and shipped anywhere for lots of $$

Also used as a VERB

A: Jeepers, that Elvis ashtray you found in your grandmother's attic looks like it might be worth something, you should ebay it.
B: Ya, think? I've been ebaying a lot lately.
A: er, getta life <mrft>

by flippytale January 15, 2004

eBay

The only place you can buy a bear for $20 thats been filled with some randoms cum.

mmmm
bear filled with some strangers cum... Ohh the things i can do with this

by do do do May 20, 2005

ebayer

Some one who ebays way too much

A: Did you know that she sold her grandmother's ashtray on eBay for a ton of cash?
C: Gosh, maybe I shoudl try it
A: Yeah, she is such an ebayer, she bought all her clothes there
B: <pant> Hey! Look what I just found....!

by flippytale January 15, 2004

ebay fanatic

A person who doesn't realise you really arn't supposed to buy anything other then collectables on ebay and spends his time looking for cheap deals on furniture.

Bob is a real ebay fanatic - he won't stop looking for cheap computers.

by Bob Swanson October 13, 2004