Miami Dolphins

The Miami Dolphins are the best team in the NFL. The Patriots never stand a chance when they play the Dolphins.

Damn did you see them Miami Dolphins destroy them gay ass Patriots!

by StraightUpGangsta83 December 8, 2009

dolphincest

The act of incest in the dolphin world. This often comes as a shock to some people as they are extremely intelligent animals.

Noel: Hey I need an interesting fact about dolphins!
Nick: Dolphincest
Noel: What?
Nick: Dolphin incest.

Noel: Aw man that is disguesting!
Nick: Ya I know
Noel: I used to love dolphins, but that ruined it all for me.

by NOSB March 12, 2012

Red Dolphin

Someone who is a confirmed homosexual but still refuses to come out of the closet even though everyone already knows

Mark: "Hey dude, Tim's a red dolphin, right?"
Jason: "Yeah dude, he's a red dolphin and he's being a huge dick about it too."
Tim: "Hey guys, you talking about dicks over here?"

by FutaHero December 11, 2016

dolphina

The highest level of the dolphin chain. To acheive this high prestige of being a dolphina, you must become a dolphin hoe, then proceed and advance into a dolphin bro. Once being a dolphin bro has been mastered then, one can become a dolphina. a dolphina is the main bitch.

Dolphina, thats my main bitch.

Thats a dolphin bro, thats a dolphin hoe.

Hey dolphina, hold my coat while i fina whoopdid this niggas assy.

by Mac Mood July 19, 2010

dolphin pinch

When someone inserts either the index or the middle finger in the butt hole and the thumb in the vagina. When pinched the girl makes a eek ekk eeek dolphin sound.

She had the highest eek when i dolphin pinched her. Maybe i pinched too hard.

by dick choke worthy April 3, 2016

dolphin tight

Clinching your butt so tight it’s water resistant.

No water got in because my butts dolphin tight.

by Powell 2018 August 26, 2018

Dolphin~chan

The cutest, sweetest, most amazing person ever. Her name on instagram is @dolphin_chan_jjba (might have changed at the time you are reading this) and she loves @catbug_chan_jjba. This was made by catbug, and you shall not take her

"Yo catbug, what did you do with dolphin~chan today?"
"Just the usual, she kissed me and gave me all her love"
"Sweet dude"

by Catbug~chan December 27, 2018