Orch Dork

The smart people who play violin, viola, bass, or CELLO. They are smarter than the choir kids, and better looking than the band geeks, but they still hang out with them. Orch Dorks try not to associate with people who aren't musically inclined. Many orchesta wannabes try to be like orch dorks, but end up being hated by everyone. So as a warning to non-musically inclined people, do not join orchestra, band, or chorus!

The concert featuring the whole music program was awesome! Those orch dorks blew us away!!!

by Ninja Burger July 5, 2010

derkyperky

A derkyperky is a gamer with serious skills. This gamer is usually found at the top of a leaderboard with an obscene amount of points.

What do you know about derkyperky? I know that he is at the top of the leaderboard.

by L337G4m3R September 26, 2013

dorkapotamus

1. An enormous, socially inept, stupid person
2. A person who embarrasses everyone around them majorly

1. Geez, who is that dorkapotamus over there that just spilled his drink?

2. Did you just fart? You are such a dorkapotamus

by Amanda Nicole Romanach April 22, 2008

Doorknocker

Big hoop earrings, often with the wearer's name in script across the horizontal diameter. It's not uncommon to rock a matching name chain.

"Giirrl, my ears are killin' me from wearing these heavy-ass doorknockers all day; i gotta be stylin' though, you know?"

by onthestrenf March 25, 2009

Band Dork

one step down from band geek on the heirachy of bands

freshman: "yeah, im such a band geek!"
senior: "the fuck u are, ur only a band dork, freshie"

by alpha geek February 11, 2006

dork nozzle

an asshole who thinks he knows what he is talking about, but absolutely has no clue so covers it up in bullshit

A child psychologist who has no children

by P.J. Benson June 10, 2003

Uber Dork

Super Powered Dork, one who reeks dorkiness with style.

That guy cleaning his hardback classic novel with a toothbrush is an Uber Dork.

by Hannah May 13, 2005