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Muff Diver 

She is such a muff diver going to all those concerts
Muff Diver by marcus_aurelius June 19, 2010

dick diver 

A guy who is exhibiting the instinctual behavior of piling up as many women as possible and then diving into them, dick first.
That guy has been hitting on every women in here. He's such a dick diver.
dick diver by LangHack October 26, 2015

Holy Diver 

A shit that is so long it reaches the bottom of the bowl before breaking off.

Also, a really good Dio song covered by Killswitch Engage
Shit, that After-Grog Bog was a holy diver!

The song: "Holy Diver, You been down so long in the midnight sea"
Holy Diver by Dosemania September 5, 2006

Deep Sea Diver

Getting a blowjob while taking a shit in a porta potty. When your turd hits the water, the blue chemical splashes her in the face turning it blue as though she was in an aquarium. Undeterred (and maybe a little turned on) she keeps giving you head.
Becky just gave me a deep sea diver!
Deep Sea Diver by Gliderman January 25, 2011

diggy diver 

one whom chops the diggy, a head giver if u will, a conneseuer of the penial region..aka one who sucks penis..
ughh fool you see the lips on alicia? shes a diggy diver for sure..

man that girl monica is a diggy diver fo sho! she chops the penis up like no other..
diggy diver by the rolemodel July 22, 2009

Frame Diver 

The person in a photograph who jumps or leans into the field of view of the camera while a picture is being taken for the sole purpose of being included in the photograph.
Did you see the idiot frame diver in that pic of Jennifer Anniston at her movie premier? He looks like a real douchebag!

My husband's best friend is such a frame diver...he is in just about every photo we have!

That chick standing beside me did a huge frame dive right when I snapped the pic of George Clooney walking toward me. You can only see the right half of his face in the photo.
Frame Diver by musichick3 March 24, 2010