Ding-Dong Don't Ditch

Basically the exact same game as knock and don't run but with a much better name. You knock on someones door and insist that they are the one knocking on yours, made famous in NH by Tyler Malachow.

Paco-One of these days i wish to have half the balls of Malachow, he plays Ding-Dong Don't Ditch like a champ.

by NH GROSS October 4, 2009

ding dong ditch

To go to multiple doors and ring the door bell, only to run away before the person comes to open the door.

Jaron and his cousins decide to ding dong ditch. Instead of having fun, a pedo old guy in a pink shirt comes out with a shovel and says he called the police. Just don't ding dong ditch at pedos doors :)

by pseudonymsareawesome June 18, 2011

dimech

A very high spirited high school physical education teacher. Dimech is funny as hell too. You can get away with anything in his class due to the fact that he is sometimes obvious of his students’ actions. He also has some very cool tattoos, Everyone loves the star done in black ink on his right arm that says Dimech on it. Although he may seem like a odd guy, Dimech is all-around the greatest teacher I have ever had.

“Bruh, Dimech, you forreal gonna make me do 4 laps right now?”

“I think I’m gonna be taking the L in dimech’s today, you guys?”

by Themobsmop March 2, 2019

Ditch the wives

What the kids today say if something's cool or rad

Hey Jack, check out that judges beard. It’s so ditch the wives.

*breaks chair*
Man that was so not ditch the wives!

by Load.... January 29, 2021

MSN Ditcher

When you're talking to someone on msn and they just sign-out or ignore you for a large period of time without saying "g2g" or "brb" or something similar

I was talking to Jimmy before and I asked him something, I waited for 10 minutes to receive a response and then he just signed out. I sat there thinking "what an MSN Ditcher"

by andale524 October 14, 2009

brb ditch

to say "brb" just to exit a conversation

"he hasn't come back in an hour...fucker brb ditched me."

by alivealivealive October 24, 2009

Dine and ditch

A mash up of dine and dash and ding dong ditch. The participants evade paying their bill at a restaurant, leaving a flaming bag of dog shit as a distraction.

Those damn kids dine and ditched!

by Spootypuff November 11, 2010