Dich

An extremely fat and long, yet greasy, dirty, and smelly penis, most likely of an overweight German or Eastern European.

I sucked his dich and accidently barfed into his urethra, now he's got like 4 STDs

by anonymous|unknown March 1, 2015

dichotomy

where you compare two things that normally don't go together

That fly ho standing next to that drippin' skank is one hell of a dichotomy.

by Phizil August 28, 2003

Dench

An award-winning performance worthy of an Oscar.

Dame Judi's performance in Shakespeare in Love was so Dench.

by Charles Magne October 7, 2013

dichter scale

The current 10-point scale of a girl's looks, only taking into account her dickableness.

That chick so ugly, she a negative five on the dichter scale!

by bimbo baggins April 4, 2009

dichotomy

a scenerio that is divided into two mutually exclusive or contradictory parts

A couple having sex on their first date is a dichotomy since the man is usually commended for it, yet the woman is labeled a slut more often than not.

by giovany August 7, 2006

dilche

(n.) The combination of dildo and douche. While a douche could cover both primarily vaginal devices, there really is so much more uniqueness to the word dilche.

Other forms: dilchey (adj.); dilchily (adv.)

President George W. Bush, because of his senselessness and brash stupidity is a douche, yes, but some may say that he's even reached the status of dilche.

Those snake skin boots make you look dilchey to the nth degree.

Jerry Springer dilchily encouraged the transsexual to seek guidance from a cross-dressing chimpanzee.

by ChelsBoi September 13, 2006

Kipper Dinghy

Another name for a vagina because sometimes the labia are so fucked up it looks like a dinghy and often smells like a rotten kipper.

God damn i only wanted to eat some snatch i ended up going face first into a Kipper Dinghy.

by Dirtyfuckboy! April 7, 2009