What men usually do constantly when their wife or girlfriends are out of town for a weekend or longer. "Piddle" refers to doing menial chores or activities by themselves, followed by masturbation or "diddle", because of boredom.
Troy: "Hey man, what did you do this weekend with Liz out of town?"
Travis: "Not much, dude. I was pretty bored, so I spent most of the time cleaning the house and masturbating.
Troy: "Ah, the old piddle and diddle weekend. Sweet!"
Travis: "Not much, dude. I was pretty bored, so I spent most of the time cleaning the house and masturbating.
Troy: "Ah, the old piddle and diddle weekend. Sweet!"
by Bayareaboy17 March 3, 2019
Get the Piddle and Diddlemug. by bamF65 August 27, 2010
Get the Diddle Padmug. "My boy was trying to gain access to Amber's diddle box, but she declined - so he threw her out of his car."
by petey pablo21 August 2, 2017
Get the Diddle boxmug. Getting a Mc Donald’s worker to put there hand down your pants and tickle your balls. Commonly written at the bottom of menus in fine print for 6.99
Doug went to Mc Donald’s and ordered a Mc Diddle after paying 6.99 he pulled around back where a Mc Employee Mc Diddle him. Ba Da Bop Ba I’m Lovin It.
by Poop poop 69 August 24, 2021
Get the Mc Diddlemug. 
A double diddle is when two men rub the tips of their penises together, usually fast and sometimes violently.
by Horse_Fondler November 14, 2017
Get the Double Diddlemug. A Danglin' Diddle is the liquid combination of feces and semen, and common ingredient used for a Country Bumpkin Pot Pie. Some would say that a true Danglin' Diddle must be gathered from a close relative. This is still argued among historians.
"I was tryin' to make a Country Bumpkin Pot Pie with my sister, but her Danglin' Diddle wasn't quite smooth enough to my liking."
by Subscribe to Buddy Pear January 5, 2021
Get the Danglin' Diddlemug.