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dickpression

depression caused by a lack of, or longing for dick.

not exclusive to any gender or sexuality. u don't need to be attracted to people with dicks to be dickpressed.

universal, non-binary, gender neutral mental condition
Kurt: why does Jamie look so sad?

Rita: I think it's because Eden's been out of town so long, they're going through a little dickpression phase .

Tyler: Man, I'm dickpressed as fuck, just wanna hang out with the bros like we used to, back in the 205!

Brenda-Lynn: Becky omfg stop acting so dickpressed, if you wanna fuck just get on tinder and find a late night organ donor.
by hushgush February 6, 2022
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Dickless Sex

To let out very loud monotone sex noises with clothes on and thrusting or spooning of the hips
Brittany went home very satisfied from our dickless sex.
by Thekittytamer June 11, 2022
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Dickless

The kind of person who’s head strong, who over thinks everything.

Who craves attention, however is extremely confident in every way.

Who doesn’t like to be proved wrong but still likes the challenge.

Dickless is a person who wants more then they can have. Someone who excels in math, and falls for the book loving brunettes, who sleep the day away. Someone who will stay up all night just to listen to your voice. Dickless is a competitive and compassionate person.
Last night was amazing, late night talks are the best.”

“Who were you talking to?”

“Dickless.”
by Allawishious August 18, 2022
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Dickpressed

When you are depressed due to the lack of dick in your system and you are in the state where you want something more than just being friends hence it is friends with benefits.
Guys I am so drunk right now that I am so dickpressed, I’m about to text him
by Fufuuu August 19, 2022
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Dickpressed

Depressed because you’ve had no sex in years
Oh my god I need a shag, I’m dickpressed
by Mikeduk November 4, 2022
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Dickless dildo

I bought a dickless dildo by an accident, now i really have no dick
by anonymous November 9, 2022
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Dickinass Syndrome

Dickinass Syndrome is when a male tells so many gay jokes, people think hes gay
Dude:Thats why you suffer from Dickinass Syndrome
Gay dude: How did you know
by Bignuts 64 September 13, 2022
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