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strongbow dark fruits

UK reference for a teenage lad, often white trash, that enjoys drinking Strongbow Dark Fruits cider, a sweet, fizzy drink that resembles a soft drink rather than a proper cider. It tastes like Ribena, is 4% ABV, and gets you buzzing.

This basic choice of beverage is a national symbol of someone basic, the average hype beast, bucket hats, wavey garms, the sesh, and adidas-donning lad culture, and, of course, Wenger out.

A dark fruits drinker's cover photo, if it's not of the Gallagher brothers, will be of his football club's home ground with flare smoke creeping across the pitch, Champagne Supernova WILL be played at his funeral.
That lad, 15 years old with strongbow dark fruits in hand is slagging you off again.

Pour some out for the bang average Strongbow Dark Fruit boys. As you were JL x

He thinks he's a fucking Gallagher, reps dark fruits, and wants an Oasis reunion, says it all.

People need to realize "the sesh" isn't a few pints of dark fruits. It's still being off your face at 6am and having a convo with a lamp.

Pass a dark fruits mate, I've had four tinnies tonight and am still going strong.

The people that came up with "cracking open a cold one with the boys" drank dark fruits, without a doubt.

Oh, dark fruits. His love for the purple-coloured nectar of the Gods is undying and everlasting.
by polominty June 4, 2018
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Darkane

In the beginning of 1998 Darkane rose out of the ashes of Agretator, an ill-fated but talented band giving Watchtower (of course you remember them!) a run for the money. When Agretator became history, drummer Peter Wildoer and guitarist Christofer Malmström teamed up with fellow six stringer Klas Ideberg and bass player Jörgen Löfberg.

A true metal band.
by God. November 22, 2004
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Dark Maga

Dark Maga is the aesthetic which will be embraced by Donald Trump when he imminently returns to office.

He will no longer be kindhearted and forgiving, as it is now time for revenge, time to punish and kill those who have been ruining the country.
"A storm is coming. Dark MAGA"
-Donald J. Trump
by DarkMAGA March 17, 2022
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Dark Triad

The dark triad personality consists of three characteristics: narcissism, psychopathy, and machiavellianism. These kind of people tend to be sly and seek any type of control. They also tend to be hot.
"He's the epitome of the dark triad"
by the.cat May 7, 2018
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a dark angel

by I, Wreckerrr December 7, 2020
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Darkstrand

A strange Tribes 2 player best known for his accurate chaingun and curious personality. Darkstrand is very often the subject of cheating accusations.

Darkstrand's personality, while sometimes likeable, is delusional and contradictory with little footing in reality. He can, in may respects, be likened to Ignatius J. Reilly from the novel "A Condederacy of Dunces".
Person One: Hey Darkstrand how did you know I was coming over that hill when I was cloaked!?!

Darkstrand: LOL I turned that cloaker into a croaker! By accusing me of cheating you reveal one of the most basic flaws of the human condition. I am at the moment writing a lengthy indictment against our century. When my brain begins to reel from my literary labors, I make an occasional cheese dip.
by t2KryandArturo April 13, 2009
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dark alleyway

where all the gangs have fun, killing each other
by the pharmicist May 6, 2020
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