Deer Lakes 

The worst school you could go too. Trash football team (good job to every other sport though), thots. teachers that don’t know what the fuck they are doing. And of course fucking assholes and bullies that think they are so cool when they are just fucking annoying. And also the thots all vape and shit so you know. WELCOME TO THE TRASHIEST PLACE ON EARTH!

Normal person: “What school does that thot go to that posts videos of her making vape clouds on Snapchat.
Deer Lakes Kid: “We got a lot of those at Deer Lakes. Probably where she came from.”
Normal Person: “Makes sense”

Deer Lakes by deerlakeswhitetrashshit November 8, 2019

Deer in the headlights 

when a man is receiving oral sex from his partner and chooses at a random time to stick his fingers in his partner's ears resulting in a surprised partner with bulging eyes and two thumbs up look like antlers.

Susie was sucking me off with her eyes closed, so I deer in the headlights her and whoa!

Deer in the headlights by gwiz September 18, 2016

Deer in Headlights 

When you accidently lock eyes with a bro taking a dump in the woods, and then you dream about him sexually.

AKA: The Brokeback Outhouse

Randy wanted to remain drinking buddies, but after the "Deer in Headlights," Doug just couldn't do it.

Deer in Headlights by aggrobot August 23, 2011

Deer Fart 

The grotesque smell of a fart that emits the odor of a corpse that has been lying unattended for copious hours as a result of being struck by a large passenger vehicle.

Bobcat: Hey Chip, do you smell that?
Chip: Yeah, what the hell is that?
Bobcat: It couldn't be, could it?
Chip: No way. Actually, wait, I think it is.
Bobcat: Could it be....a deer fart?
Chip: Don't conjure up that phrase unless you mean it.
Bobcat: Hell yes, brother, I believe it's a deer fart.
Chip: Well, I did eat three bags of chili fritos. Not saying that's it, but...
Bobcat: Hell yes brother! A deer fart! By the way, that is putrid man.
Chip: What can I say man? Snakes on a plane...snakes on a plane.

Deer Fart by James & Tubbs, and special guest Switech August 20, 2006

deer stand 

A place out in the woods where most rednecks are out waiting for the big buck, but most of the time it is used for drinking, telling lies, and watching porn on their ipods.

Yeah I setted up my deer stand for another season of serious "hunting".

deer stand by Lil Duff 2008 October 9, 2008

Deer in the Headlights 

Deer in the Headlights is a great game when 2 people dress up in a 1 deer costume and walk in front of cars unexpectedly and hope to not get it.
This is best to do in a neighborhood or school zone.
Best to do at night.

Alex and Greg dressed in a deer costume, walked to the end of the neighborhood, his and waited for oncoming cars to come. Must be at night.
Deer in the Headlights.

Deer in the Headlights by A Retarted February 17, 2014

deer hunting

cames from russian "Alenism" which refers to women, who use emotional suppression of husband, to manipulate or comand him. MOst often you can checkthisout if you try to stay at appartements of woman more than for 3 days, even if She invite you to stay. for 3 days nice woman turns into deer hunter who try to comand you, because you live at her appartments.

So technically this is a Venus trap for male when woman try to estrangle man, by coocking food, and comand to man kinda "wash a grill", and if he refuse to so so - next step if strong emotional pushing on him.

Other way you can buy already baked food, and do no have a headache with washing, because it's economically not so nice investment of time (you can compare it to your wage).

Thats why its important to be in equal position to woman, and base relations on love from woman side only (or else - all that dating stuff, will looks lite trading, and gifts of new deer)

I don't want to be another deer of that slut, so i jumpout from that "relations" - i don;t like deer hunting

deer hunting by CaptnO February 22, 2015