Cullen

To pull out at the brink of intercourse and then ejaculate upon a partners face.

"Awww bro, I gave her a mean Cullen."

by JimmyBreeze May 15, 2008

Edward Cullen

Sparkling vagina. Not a vampire. Not a fairy. Not the "perfect gentleman". Just a huge, sparkling, vagina.

Obessed teen girl: "Omg, Edward Cullen is the hottest vampire ever!!"
Smart girl: "No, he's not. Hell, he's not even a vampire. He's a sparkling vagina."

by Aunty Pebblz July 26, 2010

Edward Cullen

A creepy pedophile who preys on younger girls who have man voices.
Evidence:
Edward is very old, in his hundreds yet likes a 17 year old
Pretends to be high school student
Watches said manly girl in their sleep

Is gay, VERY gay

Edward Cullen *watching Bella sleep*
"I'm a creepy pedophile"

by fruit-loops October 24, 2009

Edward Cullen

ok wow I got shown the link to this and at first i found it hillerious.

Then it continues and I must say is quite depressing seriously you women need a life.

I must say this just so that you might move on Edward Cullen doesnt exist and the actual human form will never like you lol.

Why would he????

Get a life people

Edward Cullen = Stupid 14 year old girls retarted

by Edward Cullen gay April 1, 2009

Obsessive Compulsive Edward Cullen Disorder

Being completely obsessed with Edward Cullen and the Twilight Saga.

My friend Jayne has Obsessive Compulsive Edward Cullen Disorder. She does nothing but talk about Edward Cullen

by CodyThePony November 23, 2009

Cullenize

The act of changing ones physical appearance to become a member of the "Cullen Family"

"I would love it if someone cullenized me today!"

by Srara Kk February 19, 2009

Edward Cullen

A non-existant paedophile that stalks girls.
Some girls are "Twi-hard fans" and enjoy it though. Freaks.

Girl1: I woke up and saw him standing there watching me! How the fuck did he get in my room?!

Girl2: Cedric Diggory?!

Girl1: Nah! Edward Cullen! You know, that new freak in school with girl lips?

by edwardhater May 26, 2010