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cranked one

mastribated furiously.
i quickly cranked one while she was out of the room.
by nobody else here April 22, 2017
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Crank Bank

A crib where meth is made and distributed. Typically run by a meth head.
Buyer “Yo bro got any rocket fuel I can get for $10”

Dealer “Nah fam, gotta re-up with my plug at the local crank Bank”

Buyer “ain’t that just a trap house?”

Dealer “Bitch shut the fuck up, I was offering specification. Lowballin ass cracked out nigga”
by Bish whettt? June 15, 2019
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Rusty Cripple Crank

Noun. 1) A slang word for an extremely elderly black man's penis.
"That old motha fucka gotta be 102 with an ol' rusty cripple crank."
by froznalyve September 30, 2007
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Crank Dat Soulja Boy

1. A ridiculously gay song made by One-Hit-Wonder Soulja Boy.
2. Masturbation.
1. Soulja Boy: SOULJA BOY UP IN DAT HO, WATCH ME LEAN AND-

Person: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

2. Person 1: I decided to Crank dat Soulja Boy since nobody was home.

Person 2: So how long did your reign of cum last?

Person 1: 20 minutes, them my parents came to my room.

Person 2: That's what you get for doing the hand job.
by DJ Jasper June 11, 2008
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crank that forrest gump

to sit on a bus stop bench and tell complete strangers your life story and then ejaculate all over their face
when she sat down beside him, the homeless man proceeded to crank that forrest gump
by austingale March 8, 2008
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crank dat batman

When you are screwing a girl as she lays on her stomach with her face in the pillow, and you nut inside of her and disappear before she turns around.
I brought a girl home from the bar last night and i just had to crank dat batman.
by Shocka1212 February 15, 2008
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Cranking

The act of crying and wanking (masturbation)at the same time.
This term comes from 'Ye Olde English' originating from the reign of King Henry VIII and his desperation in not being able to produce a male heir to carry on the Tudor dynasty. It was discovered by a lowly servant who stumbled upon the King in floods of tears and covered in copious amounts of semen. This information was a state secret until 2007 when it was released under Freedom of Information Act.
'Last night I watched Hugh Grant in Love Actually it was a performance of a lifetime it touched me in so many ways I just had to have a crank'
'Every since I heard my Mum and Dad had died in a horrible dolphin accident I've had to crank myself to sleep every night'
'Late at night after his girlfriend had gone to sleep Steven Peters Matthews would slowly crank over her delicate jawline'

Mohinder: Hey guys do you all wanna go to the beach and catch some waves and then afterwards we can go to Chad's house and have communal crank'
Bruce: That sounds totally crazy sick Mohinder I'll give Chuck a ring he loves cranking'

'Man I just watched Schindler's List, it was like totally sad but that little girl in the red coat was so hot i just had to have a crank'.

'The other day I was having a glorious wank in the woods when I saw a cute bunny rabbit get brutally mutilated by a hedgehog it turned my once in a lifetime wanking experience into a mournful cranking session'
by Malcom McCroat February 13, 2009
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