Croatian butter thrust

The Croatian butter thrust is an ancient sex practice that dates back to 200 A.D., and is a fun alternative to lube as well as a great bonding experience for couples. The first step is for a guy to start having sex with a girl. Right when he is about to cum, he pulls out and shoves a stick of butter up her vagina instead. Then, he proceeds to fuck her with the stick of butter until it melts. Warning: this can sometimes be very messy.

John: bro I gave Maria a Croatian butter thrust last night, it was so intense!

Craig: I wondered why your couch was so oily today!

by Martha August 23, 2014

Croatian Push-Back

When one is getting bummed by a gentleman and pushes back so hard the condom is turned inside out and becomes full of shit. This creates the perfect starting point for an Alababa Popsicle.

Tarquin: Oh Charles, push back harder!
Charles: Oops! I think I just did a Croatian Push-Back
Tarquin: ROFL

by iC3m4n September 28, 2015

Croat

Awesome, cool guy who gets laid a lot

Jason is such a croat

by Ilija02 August 8, 2020

The Croaker

A man who lives his life as a straight man and has a family with kids. all of a sudden comes out gay. gets a boyfriend, lives as a gay man getting ass pounded everynite.

dam john citizen turned gay overnite and has kids and a wife Dam the croaker !.

by Hyb February 14, 2013

croatia

a place where the people never gave up hope that someday they would be free.

pozdravi nam ANTE PAVELIC

by HRVAT September 28, 2003

croat

One of Croatian background or ethnicity. Even if born in another country, if his parents are both of Croatian background/ethnicity, he is a Croat. Which is nothing bad.

Zlatko is a Croat from Dalmatia, but that Marijana is half Serbian, dirty skank.

by Croatian Sensation May 6, 2006

cragay

Someone who is crazy and gay e.g. Elton John.

OMG, radio DJ Ron is such a cragay!

He talks like he is high all the time!

by MuWwww September 23, 2005