Betty Crockered

To feed a man birthday cake while simultaneously performing requisite birthday oral sex.

My man got Betty Crockered this morning, yo.

by DPMistress April 11, 2015

crocket cone

and ice cream cone where the cone is filled with ice cream then leveled off even with the edge of the cone.

I dont want too much ice cream. Just make me a Crocket cone.

by chrs885 August 3, 2003

crockerpot

1: a womans fuck box.
2: an asshole.
3:...

MAN 1:"i think saddam is cool".
MAN 2:"that man is a crockerpot. and so are you!stupid crockerpot..."

by the turtle December 27, 2005

crockett

a man or kid that has extremely jiggly and big titties

OMG look at that crockett! He's wearing a sports bra!

by jfdksla; May 13, 2008

crackeyed

a person strung out on huffing propane

dannys out back by the barbecue, he's so crackeyed

by chris April 21, 2004

THE BETTY CROCKER

WHEN U FIST YOUR GIRLFRIEND JUST TO GET YOUR UNBORN FETUS OUT OF HER UTERUS. SPRINKLE IT WITH SOME HOT SAUCE AND PEPSI. THEN LEAVE IT IN HER EASY BAKE OVEN FOR 4 HOURS AND 10 MINUTES TO GET RID OF THE EVIDENCE. REPEAT IF DESIRED

The Betty crocker was first discovered
. Well never if u r a chef

by War child 5544 September 23, 2018

Betty Crocker

A female ho or slut likes it hard and long.
"Moist, easy, and ready to spread."

With the coin I'm spending, she better be all betty crocker tonight.

by D Ska October 16, 2008