Attic Critter

Someone or someone's, at your apartment,who gets in the attic above your unit and harasses you.. They can see everything you do and screams all God damn night to the early morning, to all the other people in the building... But when you go downstairs to fight them... They don't man-up!
Hey, who's that guy screaming through the walls.. Oh , that's just the attic Critter!
by B9ine November 02, 2022
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critter snatch

A vagina with crabs
I was about to eat this girl out and I saw she had crabs on her va jay jay so I ran out and told her to keep that critter snatch away from me
by Rowdope April 15, 2014
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Checking for Critters

A whore who is aroused by beastiality has to check her genitalia for critters after sleeping with animals of all varieties.
Anne said her muff smelled like shit after sleeping with the whole forest, so she had to go to the barn and start checking for critters.
by Chimp-Arm April 04, 2024
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litter critter

Someone as low as shit on the moral scale, no standards, ash tray sifters, grungy dirty hippy junk boxes. Someone toxic to life their sludge tracks in like the shit they spew.
Fucking litter critter took my, still burning, cigarette out the gutter and finished it.
by Chili Wanka January 07, 2020
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Cooter critter

Little bugs that crawl in your gooch/cooch
Cooter critter: Sleep with pants on; we don't want any critters in our cooters
by Googoogagagaga March 29, 2017
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smiling critters

A group of critters, there are four in total. Names are. Dogday, Picky Piggy, catnap, Craftycorn, bubba bubbaphant, Bobby bearhug, Kickin Chicken. You can now play it on steam (Poppy Playtime Chapter 3)
by ^^CooKieZ!^^ March 29, 2024
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Smiling Critters

Dumb plush toys from the game Poppy Playtime, their alright ig
Person 1: Yo did you play the new Chapter 3 of Poppy Playtime?

Person 2: Yeah it was alright, I liked the Smiling Critters though

Person 1: The what?

Person 2: Smiling Critters

Person 1: Who tf are they?

Person 2: Oh just some dumb plush toys in the game ig,

Person 1: Oh okay lmao
by UrLocalLesbian February 14, 2024
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