craptastic

1.noun the quality of being full of crap.
2.noun the fusion of crap and fantastic.

Damn! Kangaroo Jack was craptastic. That bitch Jerry Bruckheimer owes me 9 bucks!

by argo 5 April 29, 2003

Palestinian Chapstick

A truley romantic sexual act in which a man inserts his penis into a woman's menstruating vagina to have sexual intercourse, and once the male is about to ejaculate he takes out his blood-soaked penis and smears it on the woman's lips.

If the woman does not say "Thank You" afterwards, the man is permitted to drop an anvil on the woman's head from what ever height he so sees fit.

Bro, I totally rocked the Palestinian Chapstick on that bitch this morning!

by BILLIAM (BRYANS BIFFLE) November 2, 2008

Craptastic

This word is used to describe something awful or terrible.

I had a craptastic day.

or

That movie we saw last night was so craptastic.

by Tack Room June 26, 2008

Crapptastic

Some thing is Crap but good at the same time!

Wot a crapptastic day i had

by Kt March 24, 2004

dirty chapstick

when a man has diarrhea then smears it on his partners lips appearing as if the woman is wearing chapstick that is indeed dirty.

"Wow, you can tell Marie and Evan D. got kinky last night, she was wearing a lot of dirty chapstick."

by James coonsterr December 4, 2007

Craptastical

Chapstick's very own ghetto version of crapy.

What a Craptastical place, Craptastical Dave and his butt buddy Buster!!

by Bubba Jones March 4, 2003

craptastic

The crappest of all crap.

"I'm going to kill you"
"Awww, that's just craptastic"

"Dude you're the most craptastic person I know"

by Framoes June 12, 2003