Crapstain

A sentence or series of idiotic, stupid, 'funny' and generally irrelevant comments which have no meaningful bearing on the conversation, and can often lead to a lot of taunting towards the person/s who said the sentence or comments.

Person: "Do you like cheese?"
Person 2: "Yes but I think you'll find it's much nicer when you rub it all over your body first"
Everyone else: "Oh my God that's such a crapstain!"

by TheeeisLad May 1, 2012

Crapsident

Inadvertently crapping yourself while coughing, sneezing, or farting.

When I coughed, I had a crapsident.

by Kem mic February 20, 2018

Cranksy

Cranksy is anyone from anywhere that wants more good than bad.

Your Cranksy if you help humanity.
Your Cranksy if you care for anyone other than yourself.

The British government is not Cranksy.

by Cranksyart July 22, 2018

Cranksta

A veteran methphetamine (Crank) cook or dealer. An Original Cranksta Gangsta (OCG) is on who has been in the "game" since Anhydrous and Phosphorus type of "Nazi" meth was the big thing before Shake N Bake or Ice got big.

That Cranksta Red Devil has been in the game for over 15 years, and is a real Old School Original!

by RedDevilLye November 21, 2018

crampsation

Its the sensation you get when you go "Beyond your Flexibility" and squeeze the muscle to activate a cramp. A wonderful sensation that you are doing "the right way".

In the most depth of the posture (yoga or other athletics or contortion) contract and squeeze to initiate crampsation.

by Whitney_yoga July 16, 2019

Crapsake

When you want to say "fucks sake" but its not that big and you don't want to swear (not in the mood or parents are around.

Person 1: Bro you failed your drug test.
Person 2: Ahh crapsake..
Person 1: You knew it was coming.

by Rexxit August 11, 2019

Crapstraction

Postmodernist artwork imitating the good old days of abstract expressionism. Designer friendly artwork offering no insight into anything at all, employing a similar vocabulary of smudges, stains, spray paint, flecks, spills, splotches, and almost-monochromatic fields.

That generic AbEx wannabe painting is a total work of crapstraction.

by aliencockdock December 5, 2022