Cortney

a short blonde whore who seems sweet but is very easy and cry's a lot; an ugly hoe

don't trust a hoe, never trust a hoe, won't trust no don't trust Cortney

by Im on a boat like a boss June 12, 2009

Cortney

A cortney is a courtney without the u because she doesn't know how to spell and she is dumb. She also doesn't like 'u' because shes a bitch.

"Oh look its cortney but without a 'U' haha she is so dumb"
"Such a waste of space and time"

by SushiWithaT July 29, 2019

cooney

A Fat Kid Who Lives In A Ghost Town Named COONEYTOWN

ALSO KNOW AS COONZILLA OR COONEY THE FAT

COONEYS FAT!

by POOPIE CACA March 29, 2010

Cooney

A yellow to light-skin African American;Resembling the yellowish color under the tail of a raccoon's ass.(Commonly used in Louisiana, Texas, and other southern states)

Y'all seen that Cooney runnin' down the street with that stolen TV?

by Dr. Fapenstien Ph.D, MD July 4, 2011

cortney crocker

Bitchie Sluty Whore
In short term: B.S.W.

Seen that girl lately, well probablly not because it was dark.

by hitler November 29, 2004

cooney

Cooney means something bad/ugly/stupid/crazy- a general 'mean' word. Another way of describing it is that it is 'butterz to da max' lol.

"Ya' little cooney bitch!"
OR
"She's cooney in da brain!"
OR
"That dress she was wearing was bare cooney!"
OR
"This is not good! This is like, COONEY!"
OR
"Shut your little cooney mouth, ya cooney bastard!"

by happy cusser October 28, 2011

Cortney

A woman who is half blind and wears thick glasses which can also be used to burn anthills. She’s sweet and kind but just kinda blind

Did you see that. Nope got my Cortney eyes on

by paraquatman June 21, 2019