Mark: "So, now that everyone is here I would like to hold a press conference about what took place last night... Mandy, from accounting, now has herpes... I GAVE THEM TO HER, I will now open the room to questions..."
Denise: "Did you tell her before or after the sex that you had the curse?"
Mark: "After... duh, next?"
James: "Are you attracted to her or just trying to spread herpes?"
Mark: "Ah yes that's a good one, ummm... jeees.... I'm going to have to go with the second one... cause.. she kind of has that weird nose thing going on and.. yeah... "
Denise: "Did you tell her before or after the sex that you had the curse?"
Mark: "After... duh, next?"
James: "Are you attracted to her or just trying to spread herpes?"
Mark: "Ah yes that's a good one, ummm... jeees.... I'm going to have to go with the second one... cause.. she kind of has that weird nose thing going on and.. yeah... "
by TheHanMan April 2, 2009
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When a small group or bunk is called to the Matoaka conference room by an office staff or importnant counselor for doing something against the rules. Is looked at as getting in trouble, normally people don't leave the conference room very happy (unless its late at night and they just made coffee or bought a soda!). Coined by 14B by gettting in trouble too much.
When a small group or bunk is called to the Matoaka conference room by an office staff or importnant counselor for doing something against the rules. Is looked at as getting in trouble, normally people don't leave the conference room very happy (unless its late at night and they just made coffee or bought a soda!). Coined by 14B by gettting in trouble too much.
by Zoë RH January 11, 2009
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