Bitch this chicken is cold

What you say after your bitch makes underheated fried chicken, followed by a slap to the face.

bitch: Here daddy.

you:omnom.. 0.0...Bitch this chicken is cold!
*SLAP*

by MrBates July 22, 2010

cold biscuits and sleepy pussy

Two things men can't stand.

There are two things I hate-cold biscuits and sleepy pussy

by wolfbait51 April 25, 2011

a cold one

This is an alcoholic beverage that you crack open with the boys, Normally takes place on a Friday or Saturday.

Girl: Wanna come over and smash?
Guy: Sorry, I'm cracking open a cold one with the boys.
Girl: Why? You're always with the boys! Its either me or the boys.
Guy: We're done.

by One of the boys. June 1, 2017

cold soul

A witty, sarcastic response to someone making a snide remark against you to an action they find unpleasant or rude.

A means to put the weight of the action back on the person questioning it to begin with. By asserting you have a Cold Soul, you are suggesting you are soulless and therefore can't empathize with their plight. Instead of merely justifying or deflecting your actions through dismissiveness, your putting the burden of reason back on the accuser. Your asking them to examine the severity of the action they deem intolerable, and doing it in the contextual framework of soullessness.

You're at the movies making loud, crunching sounds as you eat the hard pretzels purchased from the concession stand.

After the movie is over, some patrons approach you and say your loud, crunching sounds were quite rude and distracting.

Your response: I guess I just have a Cold Soul.

by a kit of goya language August 11, 2009

my hands are cold

The act when a girl attempts to make the man hold their hand. Usually obvious to MOST people.

Tika "Wow, my hands are cold"
Andrew touches the hand "Yeh your right..."

by Wozz December 15, 2007

cold coolin'

Having a completely calm and collected attitude, with an aura of supreme confidence.

1. All the ladies wanna be with me, 'cause I'm always Cold Coolin'!

2. "Cold coolin' at a bar and I'm lookin' for some action..." Tone Loc - 1989

by Knowledge Doctor May 5, 2008

cold banana

Practice of giving a guy a blow job after sucking on ice for several minutes, resulting in a very big surprise and a cold banana (icy weiner). Usually accompanied by screaming OMG or WTF on the part of the recepient. May also result in termination of sexual activities and/or relationships. While most guys hate it, some love it and consider it a real treat.

Eric finally broke up with Janet after she gave him a cold banana.

Eric finally broke up with Mark after he gave him a cold banana.

by Brad Bananas May 18, 2009