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cesso

pronounced: ch-eh-soe
a woman of repulsive physical appearance usually obese and/or with vomit-inducing facial features. Interpreted from the italian word meaning toilet.
guy1: dude, u better nail julie tonight
guy2: dude, noway! she's a cesso!!!
by marcusvittorianus January 13, 2009
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Chess

The process of sitting down in front of an Asian person, thinking to one's self, ''Oh, shit, it's an Asian person,'' and losing to said Asian person whilst one comforts one's self that, well, it was okay because it was an Asian person.
When playing chess, it is okay to lose, because after all, it was an Asian person.
by Xethro Gensh June 19, 2015
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arse cress

The wirey growth of pathetic, useless hair, that terrorises the arse crack during the entire life of the arse owner.
Removing the arse cress will only result in an even more horrific backlash of abrasive violation that may even begin to claw it's way up the lower back.
Damn it - I only harvested the arse cress last week and already I've got a new crop on it's way!
by Lee J Graham September 22, 2008
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Chess Tactics

A move in chess where the opponent is so utterly flustered that he has the flickering thought to drop his king and resign. Leaving you to pump your fist and gloat with much enthusiasm.
Player 1: check, biatch! Check out them Chess Tactics.
Observer: Damn, those are some fine tactics.
Player 2: CRAP! You just made me lose the game.
Player 1: HAHAH, way to be a complete newbsauce. And you suck.
by BoomDizzleInDaHouse February 24, 2009
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chessers

a combination of Chess and Checkers in which multiple captures are possible with the knight and pawn pieces. All other chess rules apply, including Castling and En Passant. A Capture-Chain can only be performed in combination, not before, during, or after a non-capture movement. Made famous by Ben Cook and Cole Rachal.
Guy 1: Dude, chessers is like chess and sex mixed together.

Guy 2: Yeah, I just got checkmate from across the board. olo.
by chesserchamp August 2, 2008
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clessie

The most amazing, beautiful, wonderful girl to ever walk this earth! She’s super sweet. She’s super happy and she always makes her boyfriend happy. She always manages to pull through all the tough spots! She was put on this planet for one reason and that was to give one special person something to live for! I love you cless!
My girl Clessie has made all my dreams come true!
by Hdhejskelehr October 13, 2018
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chessid

An thicc girl that is pretty and really gay
Chessid is wild
by Bnjamin July 2, 2020
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