cluster fuck

Military origin, but in general usage.

A total and complete failure due to someone's idiocy.

Also known as "Charlie Foxtrot".

Don't let Jon touch that computer, he's a walking Charlie Foxtrot.

by CF May 1, 2003

Clusterfucktabulous!

An optional answer for someone involved in a clusterfuck when they're asked how it's going.

"How it going with that project?"
"It's clusterfucktabulous!"

by Shockman February 25, 2006

clusterfukasaurus

Another name for the Interstate - 25 construction project AKA "T-R.E.X. (TRansportation EXpansion Project)" in Denver, CO.

See, when they put the "Broadway Exit Closed" signs up AFTER the Colorado exit, knowing FULL WELL that no one in their right mind is going to exit on University in the midst of the construction basically what you get at Sante Fe/Alameda is a real clusterfukasaurus.

by clareaberra February 20, 2007

colonel clusterfuck

someone who is in charge but should'nt be because they are not fit for the job and always fuck things up

everything was going good until colonel clusterfuck came in and fucked it all up again.

by j son May 25, 2009

Clusterfail

The act of failing in a group. The group must be at least two people, which is pretty obvious. Clusterfailing includes but is not limited to: Tripping, doing something stupid, or just being plain stupid. Verbal action does not always count as a cluserfail action.

After Chet saw twelve bandgeeks slip and fall in the mud on the field at his high school football game, he knew he had witnessed a clusterfail.

by O'Malley de Bough February 4, 2009

Cluster Fox

Derogatory expression describing Fox News.

Glenn Beck, Rush Limbaugh and Bill O'Reilly all work at Cluster Fox.

by Rhinoguy500 August 26, 2010

Cluster Fuck

Chaos. Anything that is occuring in a haphazardly. The situation is not even thinking about dreaming about having a sense of order. A clustering of items (usually people) in a fucked up way.

When people are trying to get off an airplane and retrieve their baggage from the overhead bins... that is a cluster fuck.

by alllwant April 21, 2005