Chompophobia

The irrational fear men often feel toward outhouses. Normally it stems from the associated fear that there may be an unseen alligator or crocodile somewhere below.

"Why did Elmer have to buy one of them newfangled INDOOR toilets?"

"cause me and Clem I heard he has Chompophobia."

"I reckon that's a mighty wise choice then. I heard something peculiar rustlin' in my own outdoor facility this morning."

(Collective shiver)

by Cirdellin December 19, 2009

chompin' on the wooly

Oral sex, often associated with lesbians.

Those girls were really chompin' on the wooly last night.

by chjo January 30, 2007

chomptastic

Something that holds the qualities of being able to be chomped and also being fantastic.

That kettle corn popcorn is chomptastic.

by Snugglebunny's September 18, 2008

pube chomper

One who furiously and agressivly munches and chomps on the pubes of another man or women

My friend Sandler is a dirty pube chomper.

by Poontanker Patrick October 28, 2003

clompin'

The act of stomping around with your legs spread apart, with the intention of causing damage or harm.

"Taylor Swift was clompin' all over the place on stage."


"Look out, she's comin' clompin!"

by THEclomper April 28, 2009

Clompy

1. Adj. The sound that a 30-pound cat makes as he walks down the stairs
2. Adj. Describing something comfortable and significant that makes you feel perfect

"That sweater you're wearing is really clompy, Tom"
"Have you ever seen something with so much clomp?"

by Elkabe August 28, 2013

Chomp-Omp

(Verb) To be a cock-block.

(Noun) A person who kills a romantic mood between two people because he has nothing better to do.

(Noun/Verb) To be that thing from Mario.

"I was on my bed with my girlfriend ready to get into it when David called asking to hang out together with us. Fucking chomp-omp!"

by Farewellking1 June 4, 2009