Clart

To clart is to take part in the ritual we know as sexual intercourse

Yo babes you wannna clart
Yo i I didn't really wanna get a coffee i just wanted to clart

by Roafman suiede November 2, 2020

Clart

A Northern Irish word which describes an oafish, unfashionable and untidy person who is also clumsy.

She's a big clart.
She's was very clarty looking.

by robotmonster August 1, 2006

clart

somebody who knows about the Goldie Lookin Chain (a Newport rap posse)

alright clart, what are you smoking?

by Jonny Weldon March 3, 2004

Post-nut clarity

The feeling of coming down from your pre-nut high. After the haze of horniness has worn off, you experience an after nut epiphany about the bitches you thought you wanted in your drawers.

A texted a girl that was ugly as fuck. Damn. Just because she was the only up. Damn. I was horny and wanted to fuck. Damn. Then in the clarity of post nut, I realized she wasnt the one. That's the beauty of post-nut clarity.

by Windy indy March 4, 2021

Clasty

The act of being classy and nasty simultaneously

That girl wearing Chanel, making out and grinding with that frat guy is so clasty.

That was very clasty of her to blow a guy in the back of a Rolls-Royce

Only a clasty girl would snort lines while wearing Dolce & Gabana

by Samanda Amarah March 17, 2010

Clarry

A person who is extremely shy when not with friends. He sometimes likes to muck around to cheer others up and when he is purposely funny or trying to annoy people, all you want to do is laugh. When he actually talks to you, he's okay to hang around. Some people also try to 'ship' him with people... I don't know why.

Example 1
Jeff: "Hey did you see what Clarry just did?"

Sam: "Yeah, it was hilarious! Even if people thought it was annoying."

Example 2

Person 1: "Hey Clarry you wanna play soccer at lunch?"
Clarry: "Yeah, of course! I'll meet you on the oval."

by IMORSOME May 31, 2018

Julian Clary

Camp TV host/personality and actor, best-known for his outrageous dress sense and use of innuendos in nearly everything he says. Probably one of the funniest people on TV, and has been for ages.

Some people find Julian Clary funny, some don't.

by Jon K October 26, 2003