Chanking

Choking + Wanking

Having a Chank ... Chanking the chicken ...

"Charlie was cranky all day on account of a vigorous all night chanking session."

"Kill Bill fans were tonight shocked to hear of the horrific chanking death of David Carridine. Initial autopsy reports indicate that the movie star may have literally chanked his brains out."

"It's all TV dinners for me these days since the Mrs has discovered chanking!"

by big_heads June 16, 2009

Chunking

Verb: to be actively fat. Not limited to a lifestyle of eating fatty foods or not exercising, but instead the entire state of being a fat person.

I am chunking so hard lately - I ate 2 double cheeseburgers for lunch this weekend and that was totally normal for me.

by snoopyab January 4, 2012

chunking the deuce

The formal form of "chunkin the deuce."

Why is everyone chunking the deuce in their profile photos?

by Skippy Larue May 28, 2008

chumpling

1. A term used to describe little people. See also midget, elf or hobbit.

" Do the chumplings in Little People Big World have to ride in car seats? "

by chavez chavez February 7, 2010

puppy chucking

The act of driving down a street at top speed, tossing puppies out the window of the moving vehicle.

Gary got locked up for "puppy chucking".

by Siljinn October 13, 2014

chucking

The art of throwing discus, shot-put, javelin, etc. The best chucker on one's team is known as the king chuck and the rest of the team are his local "chuck's." Chucker's hate running with a passion

Person 1: What are you doing in track this year?

Person 2: Dude, I'm chucking of course. In fact, I'm your king chuck.

Person 1: I'm sorry sir I wasn't aware--

Person 2: Don't give me that! You earned yourself a lap.

Person 1: NOOO!!!

by Anthony Thomas Ryan the First March 17, 2008

Chucking

Throwing game out at every chick you meet, no matter the place impeding others in the process. Usually involves the work place and is never successful. 99% of the time the female is not receptive to your game and rejects you. One who does this is known as a Chucker.

"Where is Clay right now, we have to get these reports in?" "Well, he is in the middle of chucking on Sloane from accounting in the break room, they will have to be late again."

by SEW666 August 23, 2014