ugly sister competition

Being offered the choice between bad and worse.

"The salvation of the pound is that its problem is not a pound-specific problem," he said. "It's an ugly sister competition and at the moment we're looking the ugliest. But if you sell the pound, what will you buy?" (The New York Times, Jan. 21st, 2009)

by Roka_73 January 21, 2009

competetive

An idiots way of saying "competitive".

"Do they play on a competetive level?"
"Yeah, and it's competitive."
Yes, the correcting guy ate too many carrots.

by P4azz August 30, 2013

competish

A truncated version of the word "competition." Although the term can imply any form of fiercely brutal competitiveness among peers striving for a common goal, competish is most often used to describe the cut-throat process of attaining entrance into graduate schools of architecture.

Fuck. I'm not going to get into grad school. There's just too much competish!

by letmeinplease July 20, 2009

gouch chomper

1. One who chomps on hairy gouch.
2. To cut someone's gouch hairs with teeth in a grinding motion.

1. Choney is a cum gusling gouch chomper.
2. I just gouch chomped stacy's huge gumdrop forest.

by dfkldsjfdslkfjdfiujfdf;sdijfd January 6, 2008

penis chomper

captain insano

guy 1: i got sick bj last night
guy 2: me too, from a chick called tiana
guy 1: oh no she is epic sluz, she also blew me... what a penis chomper

by pillie May 16, 2009

Granny Chomper

A man, typically between the age of 20-30, who enjoys and participates in chomping (the act of filling ones mouth full of pubic bush and repeatedly biting but, but not to remove or bite off hair) grandmothers.

Person #1- My friend Aaron is going to that ederly home an awful lot, do you think he's a granny chomper?

Person #2- If you mean he's chomping on granny pubes, then yes. You can see some white hair between his teeth.

by Angelo Dundee August 24, 2010

chode chomper

SoMEONE WHO CHOMPS THE COCK AND LOVES IT

Jeff's a chode chomper, he sucks joes cock!

by HeAb November 10, 2003