chipotle rub

1) when a girl goes to give you a handjob but she does not have any lube, so she uses salsa instead.

2) when a girl masturbates with hot sauce on her fingers.

A girl tried to give me a chipotle rub, so I beat the shit out of her and called the cops. Her hands were then severed off for the safety of future men.

by The third rick May 12, 2014

Chipotle Coma

Similar to a dutch oven, after eating Chipotle you lay down to take a nap or go to sleep. You pull the covers over your own head and fart, knocking yourself unconscious. Reverse dutch oven.

Call a doctor... This woman has been in a Chipotle coma for over two hours. She's losing to much oxygen.

by G33tarPlay3r January 15, 2015

Chipotless

When you are without Chipotle or do not have the means to quickly attain Chipotle cuisine.

I am starving, but this hick town is Chipotless. I never should have moved from civilization.

by jc jamal antwone leroy tyrone jones the 3rd (with a motherfucking twist of lime, not lemon, lime) March 1, 2015

chipotbae

An employee of chipotle who always goes above and beyond to ensure that customers always have an excellent experience. Often tells you how to get the most out of your BOGO coupon or hooks you up with an extra large scoop of guacamole.

"Wow, that employee made my burrito huge with the extra toppings that I requested and wrapped it up perfectly! What a chipotbae!"

by TheBetterLexicographer September 18, 2015

Chipotle

It's the definition of a girls life.

"OMG chipotle is ms life"

by Ms potato October 19, 2015

chipotle potato

Someone who literally sits around and just eats chipotle

" Why is she always with the same burrito? She's literally such a chipotle potato. "

by gettinghotnottheweather November 6, 2015

chipotional

Heading straight to Chipotle after an emotional experience such as a break up, job loss, or death in the family and binge eating a burrito bowl with extra proportionals of all ingredients and ordering chips & guac on the side.

Usually accompanied by a Chipotle Margarita and tears.

Jame's wife left him so he's eaten at Chipotle three days in a row now sitting in the same corner seat asking strangers to console him. He's becoming too chipotional.

by TearsofTobasco May 4, 2016