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Catholic School Boy 

If he came from an all boys school, then he's extremely, bent. The least they can be is bisexual, but that is extremely rare. They play gay games such as 8 ball madness, and do a lot of gay stuff. If they come from an co-ed catholic school, then they're extremely stupid, and a prick.
Person 1: Bro he's a catholic school boy
Person 2: Don't let him notice us we don't wanna become gay

Catholic Rubdown 

The man (called the pizz) bends over a bed, with his pants down, while the woman (called the moose) takes 2 fingers and runs them up and down the crack of his buttocks. Penetration of the anus is not allowed.
Dude, Steph touched her very first pedu even though she would only give The Pizz the Catholic Rubdown, how wierd is that?
Catholic Rubdown by Chris Moschetti September 10, 2006

Catholic Special 

"I'm not talkin' about a quick lick... I want the Catholic Special!!"

catholic church 

One of many original roots of discrimination and hatred.
Fears competition that could make man sway from their god so they tell us that things are wrong or sins.
PromotesPrejudice against threats such as women, other religions pagans
HAVE killed more people than Nazi's
Set's ridiculous rules and regulations about what are right and wrong, and how to compensate for them.
1. The Catholic Church was responsible for promoting intolerance throughout history, such as in the case of:
a. Women
b. Jews
c. Muslims
d. Protestants
e. Pagans
f. Every other religion
e. Liberals
f. Gays/Lesbians
d. Abortionists
g. "Sinners"
h. Anyone not "like them" or that go against their "beliefs"

2. Catholics hold "Beliefs" I don't 'believe' what you believe. How the hell do you know anything anyways; have you talked to God? Here is an idea; believe what you want, but don't condemn, condone, or object to anything. Period. If the Catholic "God" is going to judge us, then Catholics shouldn't have to.

Note on abortion: Do you want to be the child of a rape victim? Or a 16 year old girl? Or both? Didn't think so...

catholic shower 

Taking a shower after masturbating in order to remove the feelings of guilt.
After bartending a high school graduation party, I had to take a Catholic shower.

Catholic School girl 

a song by the early red hot chili peppers an awesome song its really funny
in the class shes taking notes just how deep deep is my throat
Catholic School girl by dannythemann September 12, 2003

Catholic Guilt 

What 1% of former priests obviously didn't possess.
Catholic Guilt; former priest in prison, not needing to find sexual partners anymore...they find him...and hopefully, on a daily basis..to remind them of that Catholic Guilt.
Catholic Guilt by SideOrder November 12, 2010